Song Parodies -> "Grace Panda"

Original Song Title:

"Amanda"

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Original Performer:

"Grace Panda"

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The Lyrics

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Bear, I see the bambo 'round your face
I hear the keepers call you Grace
Well, I think that is fly
I can see your soft side
Your peaceful gaze, at my local zoo

And I, I know you don't date monkeys Grace
I still want to feel your face
I love your Panda Bear size
And I can cuddle you nice
Through poo your way
Panda, I love you

My butt's colorful like the skies
It is just like your eyes
Grace Panada
I'm gonna swing over your way
If I get out of this cage
Grace Panda
I'm gonna take you by your hand
Even though your size is grand
Grace Panda
I love you

And I will make sure you're well fed today
Bananas I will through your way
Do you wanna be free,
We can both live near the trees
Wish I could say
I just want to climb ya
So, your fur coat I'll groom, it grows
Your massive thighs will fin'lly show
Will you look my way
and end all my dismay
I love you Grace
I don't wanna lose you

I'm gonna roll with you in rice
and you feed you fishy eyes
Grace Panda
Your booty is so big a great
It's the same color as your face
Grace Panda
I'll scream out my monkey chants
though making love--we can't
Grace Panda

You and I
We'll always stay up late
Am I weird,
I'm weird for loving Panda girls
but your make me feels so great
You, you turn my world
We can share an orange together
Let leave forever
And this zoo will not be our fate
ooooooooohhh

And, feelin' the way I do
Just take Panda Express out the zoo
because I'm in love with you

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Matthias - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment

This reminded me of Madagascar especially the 3rd one where the Monkey King falls in love with a circus bear. Funny stuff.

Wendy Christopher - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment

A very funny parody with a cute twist on the love story (good luck to your poor monkey though - pandas have notoriously low sex drives!)

Without wishing to offend you though: can I ask, did you put this through some sort of automatic spellchecking thing before you submitted it? I only ask because you've got what's obviously meant to be the word 'threw' spelled as 'through' twice - and I've read enough of your parodies to be pretty darn sure that's not a mistake you'd intentionally make. There's a couple of other places where something weird goes on too ('but your make me feels so great' and 'Let leave forever') I only point them out because... well, it's practically unheard of for you to make little errors like that, so I assumed you might want a heads-up if it's a result of some software going screwy on you or something. I still think it's worth a 555 though :^)

Below Average Dave - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment

Thank you Matthias, that actually was a partial inspiration for the parody. . .Wendy, unfortunately I didn't run it through a grammar checker and you are absolutely right, I normally would catch such errors. . .sorry about that, I normally catch such things.

Wendy Christopher - November 27, 2012 - Report this comment

No need to apologise Dave - I was really debating about whether to even mention it at all, tbh, as I didn't want you to think I was being nit-picky for the sake of it. I'm borderline OCD about mistakes in my own work (this is the woman who submitted 'In The Black' twice because of ONE typo, after all) and sometimes I have to remind myself that not everyone is as nuts about that sort of thing as I am! ;^)

Agrimorfee - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Pandarific! (watch this become the plot point for Kung Fu Panda 3!)

Meriadoc - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment

I liked the monkey's courting technique of throwing poo at her. A very nice little touch of realism there.

bobpiecheese - December 09, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Truly an epic tale of star-crossed lovers...assuming the panda is interested. Hilariously ridiculous parody here, Dave, 555!

Rex - December 11, 2012 - Report this comment

What if this happened? You'd have all these little monkey pandas running around. Mandas? Pankeys? I just know Disney will make this a movie one of these days.

Blaydeman - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) WAH! MONKEYS AND PANDAS? THAT"S PREPOSTEROUS! LOL! Jk Dave, what a silly and extremely amusing topic! Loved it!

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