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Song Parodies -> "The Kids Don't Like It"
Original Song Title:
"I Think I Like It"
Original Performer:
Boston
Parody Song Title:
"The Kids Don't Like It"
Parody Written by:
okayokay
The Lyrics
(Part 2: Breakfast) I arrived to school starving since I never have time for a decent breakfast so I usually had it at school. Today though, I was hoping for the usual cereal or Super Donut, but instead, they had these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on a graham cracker. I HATE peanut butter and jelly graham cracker sandwiches! The kids didn't seem to like them either, but that's just my rotten luck, I guess.
Breakfast, serving PB and J,
On graham cracker
Wrapped in purple and silver foil
with milk and an apple
No one eats ‘em to save their life
I finally say it’s not right
Now I can’t stand breakfast time
Oooh, the kids don’t like it
the kids don’t like what they’re eating
Wishing they had burgers and fries
Well, you know
Oooh, the kids don’t really like it
The kids don’t like what they serve
With garbage piling up to the skies
Oh, look at the crap they have
Where’s our cereal?
Pancakes, bacon, and scrambled eggs
Would be number one
These things makin’ me lose my lunch
They taste like a dog’s behind
Now that they’ve thrown out a bunch
Oooh, The kids don’t like it
The kids don’t like what they’re eating
Wishing they had burgers and fries
Well, you know
Oooh, The kids don’t really like it
The kids don’t like what they have
With garbage piling up to the skies
Oh, PB and jelly sucks
I want oatmeal
Children pitching them saying “Yuck!”
Wanting cereal
Kiddies couldn’t get past one bite
I want something that I like
Like burgers and fries
With PB and J piled so high
On graham cracker
Wrapped in purple and silver foil
with milk and an apple
No one eats ‘em to save their life
I finally say it’s not right
Now I can’t stand breakfast time
Oooh, the kids don’t like it
the kids don’t like what they’re eating
Wishing they had burgers and fries
Well, you know
Oooh, the kids don’t really like it
The kids don’t like what they serve
With garbage piling up to the skies
Oh, look at the crap they have
Where’s our cereal?
Pancakes, bacon, and scrambled eggs
Would be number one
These things makin’ me lose my lunch
They taste like a dog’s behind
Now that they’ve thrown out a bunch
Oooh, The kids don’t like it
The kids don’t like what they’re eating
Wishing they had burgers and fries
Well, you know
Oooh, The kids don’t really like it
The kids don’t like what they have
With garbage piling up to the skies
Oh, PB and jelly sucks
I want oatmeal
Children pitching them saying “Yuck!”
Wanting cereal
Kiddies couldn’t get past one bite
I want something that I like
Like burgers and fries
With PB and J piled so high
Part 3 coming soon
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