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Song Parodies -> "I Need A Bathroom"
Original Song Title:
"Holding Out For A Hero"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bonnie Tyler
Parody Song Title:
"I Need A Bathroom"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
I was shocked and greatly saddened to discover that '90s country music star Daron Norwood has recently passed away for those of you who don't know him he had two songs hit the top 40 in 1993 "If It Wasn't For Her I Wouldn't Have You" and "Cowboys Don't Cry" he also had a song out a little more recently called "In God We Trust" which was apparently banned from radio airplay for "mentioning Jesus too much" (heh typical) anyway I'm not really sure what his stance on toilet humor was but in light of this unfortunate news I'd like to dedicate this parody to him: R.I.P. Daron Norwood 1965-2015 you sang for us on earth now you're singing for Jesus in heaven
and now that the somber intro is out of the way onto the parody... if you were on vacation and in the midst of your travels stopped in somewhere to get some chili dogs wound up scarfing more down in one sitting than anybody really should and while suffering your tummy troubles found that there were no suitable restrooms in the city you stopped in... what would you do? of course after the other links I'll be providing a link to the song I'm actually parodying.
and now that the somber intro is out of the way onto the parody... if you were on vacation and in the midst of your travels stopped in somewhere to get some chili dogs wound up scarfing more down in one sitting than anybody really should and while suffering your tummy troubles found that there were no suitable restrooms in the city you stopped in... what would you do? of course after the other links I'll be providing a link to the song I'm actually parodying.
where are all the chili dogs? I think I ate them all
tasted great my mouth was pleased but now I'm feeling odd
isn't there a restroom where I can plant my rump?
you tell me it's out of order and in my throat my heart thumps
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
I hope I find one and I hope that it's fast
and I hope that I find it tonight
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is Within My Sights
'cause one thing's for sure that it's gotta be soon
or the mess will be larger than life
larger than life
coming up on midnight and the restrooms are shut down
somehow we've got plumbing probs all around this whole frikkin' town
rumbling like thunder while speeding down the street
the cops impound my SUV so now don't fail me feet!
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
I hope I find one and I hope that it's fast
and I hope that I find it tonight
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is Within My Sights
'cause one thing's for sure that it's gotta be soon
or the mess will be larger than life
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
well I thought that I had finally found one
but it turned out no good you see
no stalls and I can't go with people watching me
I Need something to distract my brain
'cause I'm telling you what
the more I dwell the more it's like fire in my butt
it's like fire in my butt
it's like fire in my butt
it's like fire in my butt
it's like fire in my... BUTT! (SCREAMS)
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
I hope I find one and I hope that it's fast
and I hope that I find it tonight
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is Within My Sights
'cause one thing's for sure that it's gotta be soon
or the mess will be larger than life
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
I hope I find one and I hope that it's fast
and I hope that I find it tonight
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is Within My Sights
'cause one thing's for sure that it's gotta be soon
or the mess will be larger than life
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
tasted great my mouth was pleased but now I'm feeling odd
isn't there a restroom where I can plant my rump?
you tell me it's out of order and in my throat my heart thumps
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
I hope I find one and I hope that it's fast
and I hope that I find it tonight
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is Within My Sights
'cause one thing's for sure that it's gotta be soon
or the mess will be larger than life
larger than life
coming up on midnight and the restrooms are shut down
somehow we've got plumbing probs all around this whole frikkin' town
rumbling like thunder while speeding down the street
the cops impound my SUV so now don't fail me feet!
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
I hope I find one and I hope that it's fast
and I hope that I find it tonight
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is Within My Sights
'cause one thing's for sure that it's gotta be soon
or the mess will be larger than life
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
well I thought that I had finally found one
but it turned out no good you see
no stalls and I can't go with people watching me
I Need something to distract my brain
'cause I'm telling you what
the more I dwell the more it's like fire in my butt
it's like fire in my butt
it's like fire in my butt
it's like fire in my butt
it's like fire in my... BUTT! (SCREAMS)
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
I hope I find one and I hope that it's fast
and I hope that I find it tonight
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is Within My Sights
'cause one thing's for sure that it's gotta be soon
or the mess will be larger than life
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
I hope I find one and I hope that it's fast
and I hope that I find it tonight
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is Within My Sights
'cause one thing's for sure that it's gotta be soon
or the mess will be larger than life
I Need A Bathroom
I'm Holding It 'Til A Bathroom Is In My Line Of Sight
thanks for reading! and those who choose to do so please keep the Norwood family in your prayers during this time in their lives!
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When you gotta go, you gotta go! 555 flushes! Btw, the studies on folders vs clumpers reveals folders are more intelligent. I'm a folder. Usually 6-8 panels of good 2-ply and I'm done.
^ Thanks Rob probably more than anybody needed to know about me but I too am a folder! ...of course I'm probably the exception to the whole "folders are more intelligent" rule LOL!
Really enjoyed this, but please don't make a video.
I enjoyed this piece! It's just my kind of humor. 555! :)
Toilet humor, the life blood of AIR! 555!!!
^ Thanks Guys and Rex no worries about seeing a video LOL!
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