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Song Parodies -> "Total Eclipse of the Skull"

Original Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Skull"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Michele Bachmann's migraine headache heartaches.
(Go away)
Every now and then the pain is so very throbbing, and I feel like throwing up
(Go away)
Every now and then I hurt so much that I'd spill my drink if I weren't using a sippy cup
(Go away)
Every now and then this cephalalgia I'm feeling makes me wonder if I just shouldn't quit
(Go away)
Every now and then my husband tells me I shouldn't and then I know that I should submit

(Go away, migraine)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Go away, migraine)
Every now and then I fall apart

(Go away)
Every now and then I take a couple of my pills, to help me ease the pain
(Go away)
But they're in no way psychoactive, and so you should know that there is nothing that is wrong with my brain
(Go away)
Every now and then the doctor says it does not mean that I can't be commander in chief
(Go away)
But when I feel that one is coming, I clench my fists and then grit my teeth

(Go away, migraine)
Every now and then my head explodes
(Go away, migraine)
Every now and then my head explodes

I need Tylenol tonight
Ibuprofen, more than ever
And I wish I had morphine
But my doctor tells me, never
But I'd only be easing the pain
'Cause that 's all that I need

This headache makes me wonder just how long I will last
My jaw is like a supernova, critical mass
I think I need some ice, I shouldn't have caffeine
I'm seeing lots of auras, red blue purple and green

I need painkillers tonight
This migraine's gotta stop tonight
This migraine's gotta stop tonight

Once there was a time, pain was stabbing and sharp, but now it's only crushing and dull
There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the skull

(Go away, migraine)
(Go away, migraine)
(Go away)
Every now and then I know I'll never be the candidate I wanted to be
(Go away)
Every now and then I want to spend ten weeks campaigning, but then I find a headache hits me
(Go away)
Every now and then I know there's nobody who wants this job as strongly as I wish it was mine
(Go away)
But every now and then I feel my head caving in, and that eats up a couple days of my time

(Go away, migraine)
Every now and then I'm seeing stars
(Go away, migraine)
Every now and then I'm seeing stars

And I need Aleve tonight
I need Advil more than ever
And I wish I had codeine
But my doctor tells me, never
But I'd only be easing the pain
'Cause that 's all that I need

This headache makes me wonder just how long I will last
I feel my body shattering like it's made of glass
I think I need some ice, I shouldn't have caffeine
I'm seeing lots of auras, red blue purple and green

I need painkillers tonight
This migraine's gotta stop tonight
This migraine's gotta stop tonight

Once there was a time, pain was stabbing and sharp, but now it's only crushing and dull
There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the skull
Once upon a time, I wished that I could be cured
But now all that I ask for's a lull
Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the skull
A total eclipse of the skull
A total eclipse of the skull
Go away, migraines
Go away, migraines
Go away

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