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Song Parodies -> "Total Eclipse of the Fart"
Original Song Title:
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bonnie Tyler
Parody Song Title:
"Total Eclipse of the Fart"
Parody Written by:
Hamster Kebab-Star
The Lyrics
Every now and then
I get a little bit windy
and it keeps trying to come out
(trumpppppp)
Every now and then
I get a little bit windy
of listening to the sound of my butt
(trumoppppp)
Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous
that I'm in a lift and it's coming out
(trumpppppp)
Every now and then
I get a little bit windy
and then it catches me right by supprise
(trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp)
Every now and then I let out a stinking fart
(trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp)
Every now and then I follow through
(trumpppppp)
Every now and then I don't make it to the toilet
I lay an egg on thr train & everyone's sick
(trumpppppp)
Every now and then I stink out my bathroom
Beans means farts, beans means farts
(trumpppppp)
Every now and then I get a little bit windy
and I know I have to let it out
(trumpppppp)
I did it in the swimming pool today
made my own jacuzzi
(Trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp)
Every now and then I fall apart
(trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp)
Every now and then I let it go in lifts
And I need you now baked beans
And I need you more than sprouts
And if you'll only let me fly
We'll be holding on to bean tins
And we'll only be making this flight
Cause we're using beans as rocket fuel
We can take it into outer space
With this ass gas yeah
I don't know what to do and I'm always in lift when it comes
We're living in a powder keg of methane
I really need you baked beans
Forever's gonna fart tonight
Forever's gonna fart tonight
Once upon a time I was flying through the air
After one curry to many and beans for breakfast
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the fart
Once upon a time with a lighter to my ass
I took off into space
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the fart
(repeat 2x)
trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp
trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp
Trump, every now and then I smell it
It's catching me out again in a lift
Trumpppppp, every now and then I smell it
there's no one in the universe who can't smell this wind
Trumpppppp, every now and then I smell it
there's nothing any better than farting in lifts with you
trumpppppp trumppppp trumppppp, Every now and
then I smell it
trumpppppp trumppppp trumppppp, Every now and
then I smell it
And I need you now baked beans
And I need you more than sprouts
And if you'll only let me fly
We'll be holding on to bean tins
And we'll only be making this flight
Cause we're using beans as rocket fuel
We can take it into outer space
With this ass gas yeah
I don't know what to do and I'm always in lift when it comes
We're living in a powder keg of methane
I really need you baked beans
Forever's gonna fart tonight
Forever's gonna fart tonight
Once upon a time I was farting in a lift
But now I'm off to the moon
Thanks to baked beans
Total eclipse of the fart
Total eclipse of the fart
Total eclipse of the fart
I get a little bit windy
and it keeps trying to come out
(trumpppppp)
Every now and then
I get a little bit windy
of listening to the sound of my butt
(trumoppppp)
Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous
that I'm in a lift and it's coming out
(trumpppppp)
Every now and then
I get a little bit windy
and then it catches me right by supprise
(trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp)
Every now and then I let out a stinking fart
(trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp)
Every now and then I follow through
(trumpppppp)
Every now and then I don't make it to the toilet
I lay an egg on thr train & everyone's sick
(trumpppppp)
Every now and then I stink out my bathroom
Beans means farts, beans means farts
(trumpppppp)
Every now and then I get a little bit windy
and I know I have to let it out
(trumpppppp)
I did it in the swimming pool today
made my own jacuzzi
(Trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp)
Every now and then I fall apart
(trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp)
Every now and then I let it go in lifts
And I need you now baked beans
And I need you more than sprouts
And if you'll only let me fly
We'll be holding on to bean tins
And we'll only be making this flight
Cause we're using beans as rocket fuel
We can take it into outer space
With this ass gas yeah
I don't know what to do and I'm always in lift when it comes
We're living in a powder keg of methane
I really need you baked beans
Forever's gonna fart tonight
Forever's gonna fart tonight
Once upon a time I was flying through the air
After one curry to many and beans for breakfast
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the fart
Once upon a time with a lighter to my ass
I took off into space
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the fart
(repeat 2x)
trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp
trumpppppp trumppppp trumpppppp
Trump, every now and then I smell it
It's catching me out again in a lift
Trumpppppp, every now and then I smell it
there's no one in the universe who can't smell this wind
Trumpppppp, every now and then I smell it
there's nothing any better than farting in lifts with you
trumpppppp trumppppp trumppppp, Every now and
then I smell it
trumpppppp trumppppp trumppppp, Every now and
then I smell it
And I need you now baked beans
And I need you more than sprouts
And if you'll only let me fly
We'll be holding on to bean tins
And we'll only be making this flight
Cause we're using beans as rocket fuel
We can take it into outer space
With this ass gas yeah
I don't know what to do and I'm always in lift when it comes
We're living in a powder keg of methane
I really need you baked beans
Forever's gonna fart tonight
Forever's gonna fart tonight
Once upon a time I was farting in a lift
But now I'm off to the moon
Thanks to baked beans
Total eclipse of the fart
Total eclipse of the fart
Total eclipse of the fart
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Try the kim chee and burn your butt off but don't drop a plotcher.
Always thought this would be a good parody of this song. 555 farts
That's too bad because I love to eat baked beans and sprouts. I hear that breaking wind is good for your body because you get the gas out of your system. It's also embarrassing to do it out loud. Hilarious and creative use of toilet humor! A wind-breaking parody! It reeks of humor! Also stay away from prunes and cabbages!
LMAO!
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