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Song Parodies -> "Holding Out For A New Bra"

Original Song Title:

"Holding Out For A Hero"

Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Holding Out For A New Bra"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Where have all my good bras gone?
That I packed in with my socks?
I swear I left them in my drawer
Under chain and locks
Isn’t there a spare black lace
So I’ve got a matching pair
Of bra and underbriefs to go
Oh what am I to wear?!

I need a new bra
I’m holding out for Thursday’s late shopping night
For a David Jones sale
For a Myers bargain
Oh there’s not a store open in sight
I need a new bra
Oh I’m unsupported for the rest of the night
It’s got to be strong
And it’s got to support
And it’s got to be fitting just right
(fitting just right…)

Somewhere after 9pm
In my wildest fantasy
I call out for the perfect bra
And it’s calling back for me
Racing down the escalator
To the 24-7 Supermart
It’s going to have to be a no name brand
I hope it doesn’t fall apart


I need some padding,
give them visual effect
A low V-Neck so you can see
I’d hope there’s some guy
Somewhere watching me.

Through the cold and the snow and the rain
when it’s sub-zero degree
I’ll look good in that top
If it kills me

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Pacing: 4.7
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Total Votes: 3

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Tommy Turtle - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I have just the bra for you, right here: DKTOS, but a funny plaint. 555. Welcome to AIR.

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