(Spinning round)
Every now and then I get a little bit tipsy as the room goes round and round
(Spinning round)
Every now and then I get a little bit thirsty and I have another one or two beers
(Spinning round)
Every now and then I get a little bit wobbly, and find it hard to walk a straight line
(Spinning round)
Every now and then I get a little bit paranoid and then I try to drink the bar dry
(Spinning round, fall down)
Every now and then fissed as a part
(Spinning round, fall down)
Every now and then fissed as a part

(Spinning round)
Every now and then I get a little bit serious and argue and debate
(Spinning round)
Every now and then I get a little bit nauseous and wonder was it something I ate
(Spinning round)
Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I'm gonna punch out this guy
(Spinning round)
Every now and then I get a little bit bulletproof, then I go out and look for a fight
(Spinning round, throw up)
Every now and then fissed as a part
(Spinning round, throw up)
Every now and then fissed as a part

And I love you all tonight, you're my besht friends forever
And she's a bit alright, though her tongue is hard as leather
And I've only been drinking all night, and the money's all gone
I wanna take a pee but there's one hell of a line
My bladder's nearly bursting so I'm goin' outside (going outside)
I can't see what I'm doing, I'm out here in the dark
Standin' in the parking lot, I'm pissing on cars

I didn't mean to get tight
I'm never gonna get that tight
I'm never gonna get THAT tight

Once upon a time I was sober, upright; now I'm crawling round the car park
Sure, I'm not to blame, totally fissed as a part
Now it's closing time, I am falling down drunk - drinking oh so much is an art
Always goes that way, totally fissed as a part

(Spinning round, throw up)
(Spinning round, throw up)

(Spinning round)
Every now and then I try to say "The Leith Police dismisseth us"
(Spinning round)
But every now and then I know it comes out with enough saliva to coat a double-decker bus
(Spinning round)
Every now and then I know there's no one in the universe can stop me heading off to the loo
(Spinning round)
Every now and then I know that my head is spinning and I can see that there are two of you
(Spinning round, throw up)
Always seem to end up as the newt
(Spinning round, throw up)
Always seem to end up as the newt

And I need you now tonight, as the deshugnated driver
And if I head for home this tight, I know I'll not arrive-a
'Cause I know I'd be walking all night, wandering on
I know that you're annoyed because it's my turn to drive
I'm feeling like I need to vomit all of the time (all of the time)
I can't see what I'm doing, I'm out here in the dark
I'm filling up the driver's seat of a softtop car

I didn't mean to get tight
I'm never gonna get that tight
I'm never gonna get THAT tight

Once upon a time I was falling in love, but then I threw up into her car
Nothing I can do, I'm totally fissed as a part
Once upon a time I was going to drive, now it seems I'm trying to walk
Nothing I can say, I'm totally fissed as a part
I'm totally fissed as a part
Totally fissed as a part
(Spinning round, throw up)
(Spinning round, throw up)
(Spinning round)
(Ooo-oo oo-hoo)
(Uh... urgh)
(Uh... urgh)
(Hooo oo-hurghlbrurghlbleah)