Tommy has to work 'round the clock
He wants a break for a change, he feels out of luck
It's sad, so sad

Gina wants a job that'll pay
Too bad for that, she has to clean toilets all day
It's bad, so bad

They said, "We can't work anymore like this
We want our normal lives back which we always missed
This ain't right, we've gotta have it back
Oh, yeah. Or else I'm goin' for some crack!"

Whoa, now this we can't bear
Whoa oh, livin' ain't fair
Read my mind, and to you I swear
Whoa oh, livin' ain't fair

What's that goey stuff that Tommy coughed up?
Maybe it's slime, but who knows, maybe it can talk
Yuck, yuck. Oh, yuck

Gina sees a turd on the restroom floor
Instead of cleaning it up, she hides it behind the door
Oh, what for?

They said, "We can't live anymore like this
We want our normal lives back which we always missed
This isn't right, we gotta have it back
Oh, yeah. Or else I'm goin' for some crack!"

Whoa, now this we can't bear
Whoa oh, livin' ain't fair
Read my mind, and to you I swear
Whoa oh, livin' ain't fair

Life is never fair!

Ohhhhhhhhh
We shouldn't work anymore, it's bulls**t!
We do this for a living, and five bucks is all we get!

Whoa, now this we can't bear
Whoa oh, livin' ain't fair
Read my mind, and to you I swear
Whoa oh, livin' ain't fair

Whoa, now this we can't bear
Whoa oh, livin' ain't fair
Take my life, I just don't care
Whoa oh, livin' ain't fair