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Song Parodies -> "Grilled Cheese Sandwich"
Original Song Title:
"Wanted Dead Or Alive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"Grilled Cheese Sandwich"
Parody Written by:
ThatAwesomeGuy
The Lyrics
It's always plain, never the bread will change
Everyday it seems to be the same thing
Another piece and the sides are so gold
It takes a night just to get you full
You're a fat boy, in a wheel chair you drive
Its toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
Toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
Its never wheat, I have to shop for days
The things you eat, I puke in different ways
The crust is always off
And the plate is in the sink
Times when you're on the phone, I think I need a drink
You're a fat boy, in a wheel chair you drive
Its toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
Toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
I make your cheese, then I have to break my back
Those chubby cheeks, surprised you don't have plaque
I rush to H-E-B, I will never have fun
I've seen a million cheeses, and you only want one
You're a fat boy, in a wheel chair you drive
Its toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
You're a fat boy, you're a thorn in my side
Its toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
Toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
Everyday it seems to be the same thing
Another piece and the sides are so gold
It takes a night just to get you full
You're a fat boy, in a wheel chair you drive
Its toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
Toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
Its never wheat, I have to shop for days
The things you eat, I puke in different ways
The crust is always off
And the plate is in the sink
Times when you're on the phone, I think I need a drink
You're a fat boy, in a wheel chair you drive
Its toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
Toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
I make your cheese, then I have to break my back
Those chubby cheeks, surprised you don't have plaque
I rush to H-E-B, I will never have fun
I've seen a million cheeses, and you only want one
You're a fat boy, in a wheel chair you drive
Its toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
You're a fat boy, you're a thorn in my side
Its toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
Toasted, grilled cheese sandwich
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Pretty goofy...for some reason, i picture Cartman howling this to Timmy or some other disabled South Park character.
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