Song Parodies -> He's Chuck Norris
| Original Song Title: | "Wanted Dead Or Alive" |
| Original Performer: | Bon Jovi |
| Parody Song Title: | "He's Chuck Norris" |
| Parody Written by: | ThatAwesomeGuy |
He's on his game, only his foot will change
Everyday he beats up meat with his fists
Every place the faces are so bold
He is the best and that no one can own
He's a cowboy, he can kill you with one flinch
He's the greatest, he's Chuck Norris
Bad ass, he's Chuck Norris
He never sleeps, never weeps for babes
Tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
He doesn't have a chin
There is only another fist
Times when he's alone, all he does is drink
He's the cowboy, he can kill you with one finch
He's the greatest, he's Chuck Norris
Bad ass, he's Chuck Norris
He's the best in the world, he doesn't use crack
He can't gain wait, Chucky can't get fat
Can't shave his hair, only Chuck Norris can cut him
He has a billion techniques and he's used them all
He's the cowboy, he's never in danger
He's the greatest, he's Chuck Norris
He's the cowboy, Walker Texas Ranger
He's bad ass, he's Chuck Norris
Bad ass, The Chuck Norris
Everyday he beats up meat with his fists
Every place the faces are so bold
He is the best and that no one can own
He's a cowboy, he can kill you with one flinch
He's the greatest, he's Chuck Norris
Bad ass, he's Chuck Norris
He never sleeps, never weeps for babes
Tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
He doesn't have a chin
There is only another fist
Times when he's alone, all he does is drink
He's the cowboy, he can kill you with one finch
He's the greatest, he's Chuck Norris
Bad ass, he's Chuck Norris
He's the best in the world, he doesn't use crack
He can't gain wait, Chucky can't get fat
Can't shave his hair, only Chuck Norris can cut him
He has a billion techniques and he's used them all
He's the cowboy, he's never in danger
He's the greatest, he's Chuck Norris
He's the cowboy, Walker Texas Ranger
He's bad ass, he's Chuck Norris
Bad ass, The Chuck Norris
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