Anna was that chick, who we all knew well.
Her name sounded like Heaven, but she came straight from hell.
To have liked her, you'd have to have been crazy.
A total pain, take it from me.
The worst thing about her was her show on E!
She was brainless and lame.
She was also dirty, and fraud was her game.

She was hardly any fun.
She was just so dumb
She was just so annoying
She was worse than the plague.
She cheated and lied to get her own way.
You would have wanted to shoot her with a BB Gun.

Chorus:
She had no heart
And she had no brain
She gave E! a bad name
Her whining and bragging could drive you insane.
She gave E! a bad name


Her heart was black, as black as coal.
Her name was Anna, Miss Anna Nicole.
She was selfish and brainless, a total pain.
Nothing but trouble, drove us all insane.
Obsessive, controlling, a real freakshow.
Because she was like a Black Widow.
She would act like she was sweet
But would eat you alive.

She was hardly any fun.
She was just so dumb
She was just so annoying
She was worse than the plague.
She cheated and lied to get her own way.
You would have wanted to shoot her with a BB Gun.

Chorus:
She had no heart
And she had no brain
She gave E! a bad name
Her whining and bragging could drive you insane.
She gave E! a bad name