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Song Parodies -> "Never Been In There (The Unexplainable Suri)"

Original Song Title:

"Living On A Prayer"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Never Been In There (The Unexplainable Suri)"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

There's Bigfoot, Roswell, The Devil's Triangle, and Suri Cruise...... except credible explanations have emerged regarding the first three..........(the original song will start playing if you click here)
Tommy has to prove he's a jock
everybody knows
a jock he is not!
so not!

Katie wants to boost her career
...answers Tommy's call
then pretends to fall...for Tom
for Tom

a booster shot
it doesn't make a difference if they fake it or not
they think a baby
might just hit the jack-pot

They work at it.......(not!)

did she childbear?
He has
never been in there
Suri's birth
is baffling I swear
coz he's
never been in there

Tommy hides poor Suri away
so noone can tell
that-she only shares her looks with Kate
with Kate

Katie dreams of running away
she tries in the night (Tommy grabs her)
"Katie will NOT stray!

he's gotta MAKE out
they're both alright
he didn't jump that couch to see her bolting in fright
he can't tell Oprah
his flame Kate can't ignite


did Kate childbear?
removing underwear
immaculate? (meh...)
if not
who has been in there?
(who has been in there-re-re?)

and-if-she leaves, there's
no turning back
three children, three exes, and no film cont-ract
it all goes pear
-shaped if
Katie solitaires
Kate at least
always does what he says
attends his premieres

was Suri born?
L. Ron Hubbard's spawn
hmm, she looks...
just a bit like Vince Vaughan
am I
starting to get warm?

did Kate childbear?
down that
Tom-free thoroughfare?


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Total Votes: 12

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Matthias - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
"Pear-Shaped" huh Stuart, kinda like an Avacado Pear.... Just messing with you dude, good explination of this astounding wonder
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
The last chorus that included L Ron and Vince was hilarious. Clever idea.
Kristof Robertson - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Truly truly unexplainable,'ve sure got a thing for Mr Cruise, haven't ya? This was scientologically outstanding. 555
alvin rhodes - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
great job of tom-tom beatin'
TJC - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
You had me at "meh!' You know I am a total sucker for the wackiness that is ScienTomology... Outofthecloset-standing!
AFW - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny, and more believable scenario..
Stuart McArthur - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
wow, Matthias, what a memory - I'd almost forgotten that one, and when I reread it, what the hell was I on about? - thanks!

thanks Mike :-)

thanks Kristof - very observant - this is in fact my 3rd Tom parody, so an album's just around the corner - thanks mate!

thanks alvin

thanks TJC - and yes, I beamed when I got the "meh"!!

thanks AFW - the truth is out there ;-)
Red Ant - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I still don't follow celebrities much, but this was an articulate concept, Stu. Great OS too, and good subs throughout. 5s.
tomario - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
well you cruised holme with that one ! proper job
Johnny D - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) Cantcha just hear Vince Vaughan callin' his lawyer now? ;-)
bobpiecheese - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 4)When I read a parody, I look for a few things: a) the OS on the et if I don't know it, b) a famous author, c) top-notch pacing, and d) an understandable topic for me. For this one, Stu, you got all except d), cause I never pay attention to the media. Well done, anyway!
Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC4) I hear the Cruiser and Jacko are setting up a celebrity "We're Dads: Honest!" support group...this is still cool.
Jeff Reuben - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done song on a topic in the news right now. Obviously, I like the choice of OS as well!
Arwen - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I'm a religious follower of many "Suri Conspiracy" blogs online Stuart...; ) Excellent job...
Agrimorfee - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Ah sweet Miss Suri of life, where had they found you?
Johnny D - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Red Ant - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
See above, and I liked this better on the second read.
tomario - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
as above and i agree with red ant
The Charnstar - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Fun fun, 5-5-5
Kristof Robertson - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) What can I say but another great serve from our resident corres-Tom-dent!
Jack Wilson - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC3N-CRAP whyd I miss this?
Cat - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) A little different situation today, but what can I say? Another brilliant piece of witty work from Stu, the Human Tabloid!

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