3 There) Toss The Ring In Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Living On A Prayer"

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Original Performer:

"(You're 3/3 There) Toss The Ring In Fire"

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The Lyrics

This is the third and final part of my parody trilogy about the Lord of the Rings movie series. For best effect: Try to imagine LotR fans singing it while in the theater, watching the third movie for the umpteenth time.

Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh...

Once upon an Age
Very long ago...

Shelob is a bitch with a sting
Frodo�s been naive, he�ll fall with the ring
upstairs, her lairs
Gollum lurks the tunnels behind
Sneaking through the web, but Sam�s not so blind
He�s brave, won�t cave

And now he shouts: You�ll fall back, I�ll hold this spot
That Hobbit is my master if you killed him or not
I�ll sting you more, and more a lot
I�ll fight, with all that I�ve got

Oooh, you�re almost there
You must, toss the ring in fire
Pick it up, you�ll make it I swear
Gam-gee, do it for the Shire

Then he gets the burden of angst
So he�s rapping up, an ol� used tower o�, gangst-
a orcs, such dorks
Frodo wakes, he�s getting it wrong
Feels stalked in the night, Gamgee�s saying: Master you stay strong
Prolonged

You�ve got to move on, there�s miles left yet
It really makes a difference if you make it, I�ll bet
No time for crying, just blood and sweat
This far, no time for regret

Oooh, ignore the scare
Oh-oh, sneaking into Mordor
Take Sam�s hand, he�ll carry you there
Oh-oh, he�ll ignore the odor
Rapping up this threesome

Now you�ll see Mount Doom, ready for you
You�ll scratch up the side if that�s all you can do

Oooh, you�re three down soon
Oh-oh, catching up is Gollum
Go ahead, Sam will hold off the goons
Oh-oh, living he will stall�em

Oooh, you�ve made it there
Now you, toss the ring in fire
Throw it down, and for Gollum beware
Fro-do, do it for the Shire!

Oooh, you�ve made it there
Etc

� Peter Andersson. (LotR has been called a WW2 allegory, for those who are into that there�s a hidden Winston Churchill reference in this part).

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Know 1 can hear you dream - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment

If anyone�s interested in the previous two parts, written almost a year ago, here are their URLs:

Part 1: "(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bonjovi17.shtml

Part 2: "(You're 2/3 There) Orchs Are Scum Aplenty"
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bonjovi18.shtml

Sweet Indigo - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Ooh, lovely. Nice rhymes, clever lyrics! Good job :)

Phil Alexander - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment

We have nothing to offer you but blood, orcs, and fives ;-)

Know 1 can hear you dream - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment

And we have a winner, Philbo, since it is obvious from his comment that he has spotted the hidden Winston Churchill reference.

BTW, I'll take this chance to plug my other parody trilogy (Love and Profits, Part 1-3) that was put up in its entireity on what was probably the wrong day:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/franksinatra44.shtml
And also 45-46.

Glen S - February 24, 2013 - Report this comment

Great couplets and tone throughout this series Peter. I'm happy I finally got to appreciate it.

Scotty Dangerously - November 13, 2013 - Report this comment

After reading all your three LOTR parodies of one song, I imagined it Weird Al wrote something like this. I know that nothing beats Weird Al. But I'm just saying that Weird Al could've came up with something like this if he was an avid LOTR fan and wanted to write songs about those stories. Last year, I wrote "Ralph's Wreck-It-Song," which is a parody of a Hall & Oates song "Out of Touch." Someone suggested I could come up with a parody trilogy of H&O songs about the whole Wreck-It-Ralph story. I have not yet submitted the 2nd or 3rd part of that trilogy yet, because I have been busy like hell. Anyways, great job on the LOTR songs and wish me luck with my parody trilogy about Wreck-It-Ralph

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