Once upon a diet
Not so long ago...

Tommy used to nurse on ham hocks
Usually binge all night
Eats down on his chuck...it's tough, so tough
Gina works on diet all day
Work-ups on her glands, she's big-boned her way
More grub - more grub

She says we've put the rolls on to what we've got
'Cause it does make a difference
If we naked or not
We not eat 'nother and fat's alot
For tubs - we'll give it a shot

Whoah, we're half way there
Whoah-oh, livin' on a pear
Take my sandwich and I'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a pear

Tommy's got his 16-inch wok
Now he's throwing it, but he used
To make his own Chow Fun, so fun
Gina dreams of tummy so straight
When she fries in the night
Fatty, crispy bacon gives more weight, some taste

We've put the rolls on to what we've got
'Cause it does make a difference
If we naked or not
We not eat 'nother and fat's alot
For tubs - we'll give it a shot

Whoah, we're half way there
Whoah-oh, livin' on a pear
Take my sandwich and I'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a pear

We've put the rolls on - heavy or not
You live for the bite when it's all that you've got

Whoah, we're half way there
Whoah-oh livin' on a pear
Take my sandwich and I'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a pear