Ric he used to be kinda good
But now it's time to go, and I really think that he should...
He should....
Climbing in the ring with white hair
Shouts WOOO all the time, but for the fans it just ain't fair....
Ain't fair....

Why don't you get lost, you've had enough shots
You've won like 50 titles so I think you've had your lot
You walk with zimmers, you're far too old, so please....
WHY DON'T YOU F**K OFF?

WOOOOOOOO it's so not fair
WOOOOOO-OOOOOO please retire, Flair
He's getting fat, but he don't seem to care
WOOOOOO-OOOOOO please retire, Flair

Wrestlemania 8 was so good
Randy kicked your ass, we thought that you had gone for good...
For good
At Summerslam we saw you again...
Ruined Warrior's match, but this is now and that was then...
So then...

Why don't you get lost, you've had enough shots
You've won like 50 titles, so I think you've had your lot
You walk with zimmers, you're far too old, so please...
WHY DON'T YOU F**K OFF??

WOOOOOOOOOOO it's just not fair
WOOOOOOO-OOOOOOO please retire, Flair
Evolution sucks, and so do you I swear....
WOOOOOO-OOOOOOOO please retire, Flair
PLEASE RETIRE FLAIR......

(guitar solo)

Why don't you get lost, you've had enough shots
You still think you can wrestle but you keep getting beat up.....

WOOOOOOOOO it's SO not fair
WOOOOOOO-OOOOOO please retire, Flair
You make me wanna scream 'cos you're driving me spare
WOOOOOOO-OOOOOO just retire, Flair

WOOOOOOOO etc.