On the stage you rehearsed, dancing for the Superbowl
With that dipstick prat, Timberlake- aiming for an own goal
All the time, in your mind all you thought of was a PR stunt
You were thinking you were sexy and cool, rather than a silly girl?

Did you think your single would impress?
You should have seen the staring eyes
At what was popping out your dress

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
That ain't what they want
At half-time in the USA
Ooh, put that droopy bun away

A thousand lines all the time, people calling to complain
Can you hear the sound - career flushing down the drain
Now you sit home alone 'cause MTV are shunning you
There's only pictures on every website, guys laughing at your boob

You know we like that sight alright - it's Google's biggest hit
She don't mind a bit, but yeah, she looked a right tit

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
Pictures on the Web
The kind of site that makes you pay
Ooh, put that droopy bun away

(solo)

Did you think your single would impress?
You should have seen the staring eyes
At what was hanging out your dress

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
Justin's learning fast
Ain't a game that he should play

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
That's just the sort of boob
Guaranteed to make my day

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
Another Jackson down
She looks like Michael anyway

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
That ain't what they want
At half-time in the USA

(repeat till career fades into the distance)