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Song Parodies -> "I'll Eat Bears For You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be There For You"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Eat Bears For You"

Parody Written by:

Dave Ferretti

The Lyrics

just your typical love "rock" ballad bout eating bears
I guess this bear thought he was leaving
until I shot him in the thigh
and now this big fat bear we're eating
he may be tasty why not try ?

you say you wanna try his liver
I say let's eat that part and more
I've been eating bears for years
and I can't eat em anymore

now I'm lighting the grill
to give it one more chance girl

i'll eat bear for you
bears they say are real good food
if he breathes i'll shoot em in the rear for you
i'll eat bear for you
i'll kick em in the nads for you
make a kabob or have bear stew
it's o.k if he's a little tough to chew
i'll eat bear for you

I know that eating bear is just fine
i'll eat his arm but not his face
having bear again tomorrow
just like we had bear yesterday

and baby I know that bears are dirty
but we still eat em all the time
too much bear can make you thirsty baby
so lets get drunk on bear pee wine

oooooh eeeewwww


you know that bears can make happy
and you know that bears can make you pout
it was mean to fill your purse with bear meat
I doubt you'll ever get that bear smell out

ew eeeew

i'll eat bear for you
eat any bear you want me too
Jim McMann, Fozzie or Winnie the poo
i'll eat bear for you
shot one in the rear for you
yogi bear - hally berry too
turds in may will never do
I'll eat bear for you



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