It smells so rank, and she don't know what to think
But maybe I, should spray some febreeze.
Man it stank, it's what you didn't wanna see,
And she spent all night, trying to get away from me.

I crawled in bed, and got between the sheets
I farted, Is she dead or alive??
Farted, Is she dead or alive??

Sometimes I eat, a big pot of beans
The things they do, ain't good by any means
Sometimes I get sick, and can't even think,
And when I lay in bed, it sprays all on the sheets

I crawled in bed, and got between the sheets
I farted, Is she dead or alive??
Farted, Is she dead or alive??

I've seen the things, a man should never see,
But I never quit, eating my beans
And she said oh Lord, I can't even breathe,
As the smell I made, dropped her to her knees

Cause I crawled in bed, and got between the sheets
and I farted, Is she dead or alive??
I crawled in bed, and it started to leak
and I farted, Is she dead or alive??
Is she dead or alive?? Is she dead or alive??
Is she dead or alive?? I said oh my,
Is she dead or alive?? Is she dead or alive??
Is she dead or alive?? Is she dead or alive??
Is she dead or alive?? Is she dead or alive??