-> "Roll J.E.B. Away"
Original Song Title:
"Roll Me Away"
Parody Song Title:
"Roll J.E.B. Away"
Roll J.E.B. Away
(Sung to "Roll Me Away" by Bob Seger)
Schiavo was alive in 2005 as i recall...
Thanks to J.E.B. Bush preservation but he didn't care at all...
She was politicized as J.E.B. threw his career away...
Now its 2016 and J.E.B. wants the POTUS slot...
We had his dad and brother so I really think not!!
Those BDS sufferers might then have a relapse...
Their tortured shrieks... might drown out my screamin'
Roll roll him away won't you roll J.E.B away tonight
Sell him to Planned Parenthood
I don't care what you do as long as he is out of sight
He's an insipid RINO for sure
Roll him away..
and you'll do the people right!
Bush 41 he was all right
but 43 was a neophyte..
I've had enough of BDS
and fake GOP largesse..
Somewhere in the candidates..
theres bound to be one I don't hate
at least not too much..
but maybe more in touch!
There's at least 16 candidates on the GOP side...
How would I pick one that could win in a landslide?
The wife of a former POTUS rose up in Yellow and Red...
Choose well or the USA's dead!!!
Roll J.E.B away we need to roll him away tonight
Along with Christie and Graham, roll them out of sight!
And as the sunset faded at the first Tuesday November light
And I said next time
(Or this time)
We'll get it right
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