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Song Parodies -> "Roll J.E.B. Away"
Original Song Title:
"Roll Me Away"
Original Performer:
Bob Seger
Parody Song Title:
"Roll J.E.B. Away"
Parody Written by:
CryHavoc
The Lyrics
Another POTUS contender parody for your reading pleasure. J.E.B. ended his serious chances of running for POTUS in 2005; that was when the Terry Schiavo debacle occurred. Even if he proved to be a better POTUS then George 43, the BDS sufferers don't need much to goad them into yet another incident of BDS. Give it a rest J.E.B.; maybe one of your children can run later on.... BDS - Bush Derangement Syndrome -Those afflicted go berserk and lose all capacity for reason if George Bush 43's name is uttered. They usually froth at the mouth as they smash their heads against a hard surface.
Roll J.E.B. Away
(Sung to "Roll Me Away" by Bob Seger)
Schiavo was alive in 2005 as i recall...
Thanks to J.E.B. Bush preservation but he didn't care at all...
She was politicized as J.E.B. threw his career away...
Now its 2016 and J.E.B. wants the POTUS slot...
We had his dad and brother so I really think not!!
Those BDS sufferers might then have a relapse...
Their tortured shrieks... might drown out my screamin'
Roll roll him away won't you roll J.E.B away tonight
Sell him to Planned Parenthood
I don't care what you do as long as he is out of sight
He's an insipid RINO for sure
Roll him away..
and you'll do the people right!
Bush 41 he was all right
but 43 was a neophyte..
I've had enough of BDS
and fake GOP largesse..
Somewhere in the candidates..
theres bound to be one I don't hate
at least not too much..
but maybe more in touch!
There's at least 16 candidates on the GOP side...
How would I pick one that could win in a landslide?
The wife of a former POTUS rose up in Yellow and Red...
Choose well or the USA's dead!!!
Roll J.E.B away we need to roll him away tonight
Along with Christie and Graham, roll them out of sight!
And as the sunset faded at the first Tuesday November light
And I said next time
(Or this time)
We'll get it right
(Sung to "Roll Me Away" by Bob Seger)
Schiavo was alive in 2005 as i recall...
Thanks to J.E.B. Bush preservation but he didn't care at all...
She was politicized as J.E.B. threw his career away...
Now its 2016 and J.E.B. wants the POTUS slot...
We had his dad and brother so I really think not!!
Those BDS sufferers might then have a relapse...
Their tortured shrieks... might drown out my screamin'
Roll roll him away won't you roll J.E.B away tonight
Sell him to Planned Parenthood
I don't care what you do as long as he is out of sight
He's an insipid RINO for sure
Roll him away..
and you'll do the people right!
Bush 41 he was all right
but 43 was a neophyte..
I've had enough of BDS
and fake GOP largesse..
Somewhere in the candidates..
theres bound to be one I don't hate
at least not too much..
but maybe more in touch!
There's at least 16 candidates on the GOP side...
How would I pick one that could win in a landslide?
The wife of a former POTUS rose up in Yellow and Red...
Choose well or the USA's dead!!!
Roll J.E.B away we need to roll him away tonight
Along with Christie and Graham, roll them out of sight!
And as the sunset faded at the first Tuesday November light
And I said next time
(Or this time)
We'll get it right
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well I am a little conflicted here see I actually WANT Jeb Bush to win the next election and fix Obama's mess (or Marco Rubio would also be nice...) but at the same time I absolutely LOVE the original version of the song you parodied here! and I won't lie your parody is kind of funny even if I don't completely agree with it... ah what the hay I'm a sport 4's! and extra points for choice of OS!
Shameless intervention in family matter.
Looks like Jeb! didn't do squat in the second debate to improve his standing. He's a big sack of manure in the family tradition. He'll have to waste the rest of that hundred million on ads because he can't communicate his message. Did I say message? He doesn't have one of his own because he keeps having to defend the family name. His daddy failed in Iraq and left the mess to Clinton and his son. His son got us in a worse mess over there, was fooled by WMD hoax, let the terrorists keep their weapons, did virtually nothing about Katrina, and let America slip into financial meltdown without any solution. All led to Barack Hussein Obama being elected.
Jindal isn't worthy to wipe Jeb Bush's @ss!!!
Jeb Bush. Oh how the mighty have fallen! And to a buffoon! Living a single digit nightmare. 5s
Some might consider Jeb Bush a buffoon as well!
If Jeb Bush was a music format, he would be about as relevant as an 8 track tape!
High 5s for an honest evaluation!
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