There's just one hour left until I win that stuffed macaw.
No bids are on that Pocket Fisherman quite yet.
But you avoid a bidding fight
If you surf this time of night
On this world reknowned garage sale on the 'net.

The price is much too high for postcards of Ed Sullivan,
And I'll pass up the antique flatware from Taiwan
But if you promise not to squeal
The lawn flamingos are a steal
I hope that you won't want the ones I'm bidding on.

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Wouldn't buy that TV set if I were you
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On e-Bay.
Yes, sir, high bid wins all
Guess somebody really wants that old kazoo
All's well that ends well
On e-Bay.


Somebody wants to sell their Grandma's costume jewellery
Here are some Tinkertoys and Lincoln Logs dirt cheap
While all the finickly will please
Note the link to Sotheby's
I'll search for ping-pong balls now while the neighbors sleep.

Behold a velvet painting of the US Capitol,
And I just found that vintage game I used to play.
Anyone can look for free,
But if you have a bidding spree
Just keep in mind that if you win you have to pay.

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Don't pass up the Barbie doll from 'Mel-0-2'
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On e-Bay
Yes, sir, high bid wins all
Hope you like the Lava Lamp he sold to you
All's well that ends well
On e-Bay.

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Would you love to have that first edition 'Clue'?
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On e-Bay
Yes, sir, high bid wins all
Something like a hangover when it's all through
All's well that ends well
On e-Bay.