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Song Parodies -> "Call Me (Don't Text!)"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me"

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Parody Song Title:

"Call Me (Don't Text!)"

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The Lyrics

Personally I don't care either way... But Blondie sure does. She wants everybody to call her and she doesn't even point out that texting is a valid option but not to her I guess. (Side note. This has been my first parody in about 2 months! Go me!)
Letters punched in cell phones, Nifty!
Gadgets have gone far
It’s like reverse working order
Is talking too hard?
They send me words that aren’t too smart
Like “LOL” and “L8R”

Call Me! (Don’t Text!)
On the phone!
Text me once and you my friend will cry!
Call me! (Don’t Text!)
I’m done!
Your text messages are never slight!
Call Me!

Won’t give seven digits to chicks
When promised to text
Cause maintaining sanity
Is more needed than sex
More chain texts come saying “You’ll die
If you don’t text to this reply”

Text me! (You’re nuts!)
Makes me whine!
I am an old fashioned kind of guy
Call me! (Call me!) To Talk!
Last time reading “JK” my cell fried
Call me!

Need to hear that dial tone!
No more! Text brings me… A migraine!
Messages clogged up my inbox
Put that phone to your face and you’ll hear what I say
I’ll get off of your case when you spare me the pa-ain!

Call Me! (No Texts!) They’re dumb!
Call Me! Or send e-mails while online!
Text Me (Wait don’t!) That’s a lie!
If you text me I’ll go tan your hide!
Leave me! (Leave me!) Alone!
If I was a cop I’d give out fines!
Call Me! (Don’t type!) Won’t read!
You’ll see that my number has denied
Texting! (Texting!) The grapevine
Has heard nothing when their’s texts supplied
Call Me! (Call Me!)
Don’t text me!
No, No, No!
Call Me!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Mark Scotti - June 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Text 555 for your score. LOL!!!!!
lilHoTweet - June 17, 2010 - Report this comment
SquireMatt: you tweeta me . . . I tweeta you !
Jonathan S. - June 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice shootin', text! The "tan your hide" line was especially funny. 555

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