Letters punched in cell phones, Nifty!
Gadgets have gone far
It’s like reverse working order
Is talking too hard?
They send me words that aren’t too smart
Like “LOL” and “L8R”

Call Me! (Don’t Text!)
On the phone!
Text me once and you my friend will cry!
Call me! (Don’t Text!)
I’m done!
Your text messages are never slight!
Call Me!

Won’t give seven digits to chicks
When promised to text
Cause maintaining sanity
Is more needed than sex
More chain texts come saying “You’ll die
If you don’t text to this reply”

Text me! (You’re nuts!)
Makes me whine!
I am an old fashioned kind of guy
Call me! (Call me!) To Talk!
Last time reading “JK” my cell fried
Call me!

Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep
Need to hear that dial tone!
Click-click-click-click-click-click
No more! Text brings me… A migraine!
Yap-yap-yap-yap-yap-yap
Messages clogged up my inbox
Put that phone to your face and you’ll hear what I say
I’ll get off of your case when you spare me the pa-ain!

Call Me! (No Texts!) They’re dumb!
Call Me! Or send e-mails while online!
Text Me (Wait don’t!) That’s a lie!
If you text me I’ll go tan your hide!
Leave me! (Leave me!) Alone!
If I was a cop I’d give out fines!
Call Me! (Don’t type!) Won’t read!
You’ll see that my number has denied
Texting! (Texting!) The grapevine
Has heard nothing when their’s texts supplied
Call Me! (Call Me!)
Nooooo!
Don’t text me!
No, No, No!
Call Me!