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Song Parodies -> "**** Me"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"**** Me"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

This parody is to the 12" version.. which is another way of saying that the lyric sheet I used had an extra verse that doesn't appear on the album/youtube recordings. But I didn't want to cut the last verse out, so if you're singing along to youtube, you'll find you've still got some words left at the end.
Emailing me pictures, and they're
Emailing me jokes
Emailing a lottery win, but
I know it's a hoax
Got an email yesterday
Made my jaw drop, made me say...

**** me - that is weird
**** me! **** me, puffins with a beard
**** me that's wrong
Holy ****! an emu with a schlong
**** me

Fornicating kangaroos
Fornicating ducks
Those penguins are lesbian? well,
I don't give a ****
But this picture, OMFG
Holy ****, it's ****ing me!!

**** me! That's perverse
**** me ****ing in a hearse
**** me that's not right
Because I don't do that kind of shite
**** me

Grrr, he must be using Photoshop
Grrr, no more, **** Adobe, **** Adobe
Grrr, va te faire enculer, encule-toi

It's a crime, it's bad taste, it's not fair and they'll pay
It's a crime, it's bad taste, it's not fair AND THEY'LL PAY
**** me - attack
**** me, **** me.. I'll get my own back
Took me for a ride
**** me, **** me.. but now it's my time

Your image I'll photoshop
Yes, I've got just the scene
Ducks and sheep and alsatians
And make it so obscene
You there sandwiched in between
As you begin your.. beguine

**** you! You will learn
Not to **** me - it's my turn
**** me, no **** you
**** me! Who did I just send those to?
**** me! Major fail
**** me! **** me! Wrong email
**** me! **** me! Sent it to my boss's, and he's on-line
**** me! What I do?
**** me! **** me... I'm in deep doo-doo
**** me!
Ooops, **** me, uh-oh
**** me Out o' luck
**** me, **** me, **** me.. yes I'm ****ed

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Christie Marie M - October 23, 2009 - Report this comment
How ****ing hilarious, Phil! Yep, there are times people would get emails like those you described! Love the "fornicating kangaroos" line! My fave of the day. 5's!
John Barry - October 23, 2009 - Report this comment
blackjack21 - October 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Dude, I think you're screwed, 555 times over.
Phil Alexander - October 25, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, all
Kristof Robertson - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved this, Phil! The repetition of **** got funnier as the scenario got more fraught. Great ***ing job. 555+
NorCALtartress - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
This is Aussie Awesome, Sir Phil!
Red Ant - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent one, Phil. I rather enjoyed subbing in different dirty words for the four asterisks.

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