Song Parodies -> "Big Fat Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Of Glass"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Big Fat Ass"

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The Lyrics

Big Fat Ass

I hope that I don’t… sound heartless or crass
My girlfriend…has a big fat ass
Jeans are embroidered… “Extra Wide Load”
It even has…it’s own zip-code

Think Kardashian…and J-Lo combined…
Then you’ll know…how my girl is designed
Thongs keep disappearing…like some magic trick
Built just like a…big house of brick

Late at night
When we’re getting busy…and the mood is right
Soon my baby’s begging for some sweet delight
Suddenly she climbs on and…I say… “Oh no…
[I] can’t hear the stereo…”

When she feeds the cat…I mutter “alas”
Hanging out… is that big fat ass
Crack like a canyon…deep as a gorge
Looks like she came…to fix the Norge

I’ve known other girls…just skinny and frail
Like Old Abe… it felt like splitting rails
I prefer a cushion…shaped like a balloon
Big and round just…like a full moon

Muffin Top
Doesn’t quite describe her…think of bumper crop
That I want to harvest… please don't tell me to stop
When she shakes her booty…experts start to pale
When they read the Richter Scale

Only “thin” is “in”… a myth to debunk
I just love…all that junk in her trunk
When she asks “do these…make me look fat”
Trust me I know… better that that…

IB

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Poop Pants - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Hi, Mr. Boy! Great parody, and great OS selection! This particular 70s song is one of my favorites, and you did a fantastic job with parodying it. 555s

Invisible Boy - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Thank you for the good review, Mr. Pants.
I think you missed the 555 button though...

alvin - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment

great job...especially liked "own zip code", "can't hear the stereo","splitting rails" and "richter scale"

Harry - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Hilarious!

AFW - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Extremely funny phrasing and metaphors

Stan HALL - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Hey IB .. good to see you back. Ditto what AFW said. Countless great lines, but "... to fix the Norge" is my favorite ... I knew from the first a plumber line had to appear before the finish.

MadameCUPcakes - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment

IB: sorry but the "FullMoo" has just passed, Sir !

John Barry - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Laughed my ass off.

Ann Hammond - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment

he he

Invisible Boy - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks alvin, Harry, AFW, Stan, MCC, John and Ann
he he...

Guy - November 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Many great lines. True IB. Well done.

Agrimorfee - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Another "big" hit from the IB. Surround speakers in your car should solve the first problem, but otherwise, I don't know what else to tell ya. :)

Rex - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Hope she doesn't visit AmiRight or you might be bummed. Asstastic!

bobpiecheese - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Well, the title sounded promising, but there's only so much humour one can get from a big butt. For me, anyway.

Matthias - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment

A lot like your Barry White parody, except the man in that parody is bragging about his huge boxer shorts, and in this one the man is worried about his woman's ass. Those two characters should hook up they would make an ass so large even Sir Mix-A-Lot would say, "Damn!"

Invisible Boy - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment

As I'm moving through my comments tonight I'd like to get up off my big fat ass and thank
Guy, Agri, Rex,bobpie, and Matty for the comments.

Below Average Dave - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) You were a bit loose on the pacing, let that go and this was a gas. . sorry Jeff Reuben moment (which isn't a bad thing) I thought this was hilarious, I laughed out loud at the J-Lo reference. . .having had a few of these type of parodies myself--I could really get into this one. . ..uh--that time there is no pun intended.

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