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Song Parodies -> "The Wind Between My Cheeks"

Original Song Title:

"Wind Beneath My Wings"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"The Wind Between My Cheeks"

Parody Written by:

Professor Incubus

The Lyrics

It's time for another fart themed parody song. I got the idea for this one after hearing Pinned Beneath My Things by Rick Cormier. I was like, hmm, I can make that into a fart song.
The Wind Between My Cheeks

Ohhhhhh, noooooooo

Why did I have to eat that chili?
It was a delicious thing to taste
You were content to let me dine, that's a mistake
Cause now you smell gas from my behind

The stench filled the room with all it's glory
I was really impressed with all it's strength
A gaseous display that seemed to stay for so long
Tried everything to hide the stank

I know I was told to buy some Beano
When my gluteus max began to speak
But It was not I, it was the beagle
It wasn't the wind between my cheeks

I hoped that it would just go unnoticed
When my big giant rear unleashed a fart
There's nothing to know, deny the poof,
just don't blow it
It is just something the dog would do

I know I was told to buy some Beano
When my gluteus max began to speak
But It was not I, it was the beagle
It wasn't the wind between my cheeks

I know I was told to buy that Beano
When my gluteus, gluteus max began to speak
But it, It was not I, it was the beagle
It wasn't the wind between my cheeks
It wasn't the wind between my cheeks

Oh, the room began to stink
It was You, You, You, who broke wind beneath the sheets
Lie, Lie, Deny that I, blew gas from my behind!
Oh poor excuse, I know it's you who cut the cheese
Oh You, You, You, Just released the evil breeze

Lie, Lie, Deny that it was I
who blew the gas that smelled so ripe!
P.U., P.U
Admit it's you, the one that cut the cheese!
I know what you are thinking... This one stinks. LOL. The recording will be coming soon.

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Agrimorfee - January 16, 2023 - Report this comment
A good old fashioned fart joke. Hehee. I hope you are able to write a 2nd bridge when to get to the recording stage (instead of repeating it as you did here).

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