-> "Kept Me from Better Things"
Original Song Title:
"Wind Beneath My Wings"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kept Me from Better Things"
The Lyrics
No, no, no, no, no
You followed me around like a shadow
And you were always in my face
You weren't content to let me leave, you're so nasty
You drove me out of my mind
So I was the one with all the money
while you were the one with a hot body
A beautiful face without a brain
Little pleasure, but so much pain
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Looked a 10 but we're a Zero
All you did was use me
You were but a status symbol
But you kept me from better things
Perfect couple, but no one noticed
That you didn't have a heart
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I knew it
All my friends that you had screwed
(Chorus)
Looked a 10 but we're a Zero
All you did was use me
You were but a status symbol
But you kept me from better things
You were a worthless human being
Yes, a useless human being
A drinking, drugged-up, freakish thing
But then I said goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye (my wallet dry)
I used to love you, but you made me cry
And I know someday soon you're gonna die
Goodbye Lexi
Back to Europe you should fly
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