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Song Parodies -> "The Nose"

Original Song Title:

"The Rose"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"The Nose"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Plastic surgeons can be givers
Of more appealing face
Cause they use things like a razor
Your blemish to erase
So your snoz is quite a honker?
A big, protruding weed?
Doc will shape it like a flower
And dough is all he needs

It's the one that's nearly breaking
That gives alot of grief
Too much chiseling and baking
It's brittle as a leaf
It's been stirred and it's been shaken
So thin it can't be seen
Then they have to graft some skin on
To make it work again

When you think your face is homely
And your honker's much too long
And you think good looks are only
For the wealthy and the strong
Stand in front of a big mirror
And see the work of prose
Love your skin and love your features
And especially your nose

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
hate the OS, thanks for wonderfully screwing it up...5s
Rick C - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Royce. Take it from someone who nose....5s
Chuck A. Spear - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody....but, unfortunately, now I'll be thinking of that hiddeous Bette Midler all day...instead of just when I look at my dogs' ass or a pile of cow manure!
Rex - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
You're a man who nose his parodies!
Bette Nibbler - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm looking for your next one about male enhancement -- the hose.
John Barry - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Smells good!
2Eagle - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I like the original song. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Jimmy Durante - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Five inka-dinka-doos! A-cha-cha-cha!
malcolm higgins - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
no doubt about it, Royce, your nose is nicer than mine
Royce Miller - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcolm, no, my "nose" isn't nicer than yours, it's just that your "Nose" was listed under "misc." for decade, and I looked for titles under the 80's, when the song came out, so didn't see your nose.

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