Cold... cold... (in place of the oh's)

You must have been cold in my Dodge Shadow
You must not have eaten for a week
Can you ever forgive me for my mem'ry?
I think that my brain must have a leak

There's really no reason for forgetting
I may be disturbed, it's still unfair
It's not that I really do not love you
Sometimes I forget to show I care

Do you ever feel my love is feeble?
Be happier if I set you free?
You are my one and only beagle
Though you've torn a hole in my door screen

Please don't treat me like a stranger
Or like the veterinarian
I'll feed you each and every morn, of course I'll feed you
Or at least remember when I can

Did you ever know I could not hurt you
Though I guess neglect's another thing
I could be dumber than a moron
I still forget what food to bring

Did I ever tell you I'm a zero?
Can't remember, remember just who I should feed
No, and I wish I was sharp as that old needle
The vet always used to make you scream
I Wonder if that would make me mean?

Oh, don't want to be that mean
you, you, you, you tore a hole in my door screen
Buy, buy, buy a leash, so now who should I feed?
Oh, you, you, you, tear holes in my door screen
So who, who, who, who's food should I then bring

Cry, cry, so angry I could cry
Guess that would be my alibi

Feed you, spank you,
Just what to do, the dog who tore my screen