-> "Took My Death Away"
Original Song Title:
"Take My Breath Away"
Parody Song Title:
"Took My Death Away"
The Lyrics
Swallowed down a potion
In that mystic gypsy's place
She gave me the notion
That grave dangers I can face
Hurting and blood squirting
These results are now denied
Thanks to her strange potion
Placement in the ground has changed
Took my death aaaawaaaaaay!
Took my death aaaawaaaaaay!
Dropping, Pavement flopping
My decapitation's stopped
Strangled, Suffocation
Think your dumb, My head's not lopped
Burning's not concerning
Knights can swing a mace, That's fiiiiiine
Drowing in the ocean
Sharks can't churn my guts to spraaaaay
They're shoved
Took my death away!
Tossed through sheets of glass outside, Rude
In slime, Skin's ripped away
When my Hummer whacked that pine, Dude
I brushed off the dust and swayed
Mostly a-okay
This bill's insane!
Took my death away!
Took my death away!
Ignored each explosion
Gunned down as a hunter's prey
Magma might be molten
Won't care I'm engulfed in flames
Boring, Bees are swaming
Chugged down Toxic Waste and sighed
Can't show much emotion
Nerves dulled to the pain, It's lame
Took my death away!
I'm clubbed
Took my death away!
Toes stubbed
Took my death away!
Harm's snubbed
Took my death away!
Grave's flubbed
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