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Song Parodies -> "Piss My Cash Away"

Original Song Title:

"Take My Breath Away"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Piss My Cash Away"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Paying in cash has its benefits... as well as its risks.
Bought myself some fast food at my local Taco Bell
Followed by a sundae from McDonalds; what the hell?
At the drive-thru window I look in my wallet
The lack of contents I see inside make my heart swell

Piss my cash away
Piss my cash away

As the drive-thru lady waits I dig through for my card
She wants me to promise not to take anything hard
She says, “Honey, I believe your card’s been declined.”
I begin to wonder if she is in her right mind… ‘cause I

Pissed my cash away

I asked for her supervisor; I just had to complain
Explained the whole situation; he said I was a pain
A pain without a brain
It is such a bane

Pissed my cash away
Pissed my cash away

I just drove away and made a pit stop to the bank
And then discovered my need to refill my gas tank
Managed to get some cash before calling Triple-A
Wonder how much more of my cash I will piss away

Piss my cash away
I may piss my cash away

(I may piss my cash away, oh no!
Piss my cash away)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Callmelennie - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry to hear about your financial situation, Rebekah. Here, let me loan you three 5's
Rob Arndt - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I seldom use cash so I get it the other way sometimes. And I hate loose change from such transactions- can never find a homeless person aroudn when I need them!Nice work-555!
Rebekah Dub - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys! Glad you enjoyed my parody. I've definitely enjoyed writing it.
Jonathan - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Peregrin - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Too true, Rebekah. Everyone can relate
Rebekah Dub - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone! My cash is usually the first to go, hehe.
Phil Alexander - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Or, as the Beatles might have said:

Here I stand, card in hand, by the hole in the wall
And I won-der where it's gone - balance is so sma- a- all
Everywhere people stare each and every day
They can see my penury, and I hear them say -ay -ay
Hey! You shouldn't piss your cash away
Hey! You shouldn't piss your cash away
Rebekah Dub - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Haha, so true. Love it, Phil! =)

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