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Song Parodies -> "Think Tom Cruise is Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Take My Breath Away"

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Parody Song Title:

"Think Tom Cruise is Gay"

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The Lyrics

My wife came up with the theme for this one. Kudos, EL!
His first wife was Mimi Rogers I think that's her name
Add to his bad acting his love life is quite the shame
Learning and discerning his secret' inside
Used a lot of-lo-tion so his boner it would stay

Think Tom Cruise is gay?
Think Tom Cruise is gay...

Next on the rotation Nicole Kidman's at the plate
Wonder if Pe-ne-lo-pe Cruz got a second date
Katie Holmes hooked up with him she faced un-certain fate
It suprised the-world-her period she found was late

Think Tom Cruise is gay?

Brainwashed by that L. Ron Hubbard
Your sanity slipped away
Your queen-ness is stashed in cupboards
We want to hear you say
Want it said today
You like guys...your gay

Like guys and your gay...
Like guys and your gay...

Watching every motion picture that you ever made
There's no magic potion - you can use to hide your flames
Yearning for the burning you know - he will place inside
Dick is your de-vo-tion that's how you're gonna stay

Yes Tom Cruise is gay
Tom Cruise,
Yes I think your gay

Yes I think your gay, Tom Cruise
We all think your gay Enjoy the Show!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 9

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Andria - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
L. Ron Hubbard brainwashed millions, IMHO. In Germany and a few other countries, Scientology is illegal because it is claimed to be (and is, just like the Jehovah's Witnesses and Kabbalah) a commercial enterprise. I think that if we want a good, Christian/Wiccan/Buddhist/atheist/agnostic-only society, we need to revoke the US citizenships of all movie actors and cut California in two right where the San Francisco Bay ends. That would still leave 50 states, but there would be no Hollywood, California, USA. Let the stars name it for themselves! Anyhow, great parody, 555
you are gay your wife sucks - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
that must suck to be you and being married to an homophobic gay obssessive freak without any talent! Cruise is hot, successful, very talented and professionnal Get a F life, losers! and please, stab your wife while you're at it, douchebag!
Elron - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Here, Andria, let me wash your brain out. Here comes the hose....
pickle - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
You would have thought Interview With The Vampire gave a major clue - him as Armand and Brad Pitt as Louis argued like they were in Will & Grace!
2Eagle - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like you p****d off some fans, but this made me laugh.
The Gay Voice - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Oy Vei. . ."There's no magic potion - you can use to hide your flames". . .even if Tom were gay, he is NOT a flamer. . .there is a difference. . .lame.
MrMacphisto - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought it was great... 5-5-5 As for Andria's comment about California... well, let's just say I wouldn't mind seeing California AND Texas become their own countries. The rest of America would be better off in the long run (and so would those states).
Andria - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
MrMac, I agree except that every state where fried food is consumed with zeal, conservatism runs rampant and people speak with ugly accents, not just Texas should be their own country.
Tommy Turtle - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I have contacts in law enforcement in L.A. who say Cruise cruises gay bars, and that the marriages are for P.R. purposes (macho leading man and all). He has a right to his own lifestyle, but he comes off as a wacko anyway. The thing that bothered me most about this parody was misusing "your" for "your", and that can be fixed here:>

Well, you stirred up a good bit of debate, and well-written other than the grammar lol, so 555.
Purrl - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
TT: Of course, the contraction contraption (I never realized until now that these two words are one letter apart; the things you can learn...) rears its ugly head again. It's always the simple and the obvious that eludes me. Thanks for the vote.

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