There's a little place across the world from me
It's the most beautiful place in the whole f*cking world
It's made of koala bears and Plaines Australia is it's name
Steve Irwin made his movie there with crocs and that big fat girl
And you know
I wish that I could go there
It's a road that I have not found

And I'll show you this picture of it here
See all the Australians on their side of the world
Cuz there's an animal that likes hoppin' my friend
And baby I'm amazed at its large feet that never end
Kangaroos live across the world
But I, wish I could take a plane to visit them some day
And I won't forget it

There's a place where mammals are awake at night
Even though you remain asleep and tired
Admittance requires a passport
It's where everyone wants to be, but where the Australians live
So please try not to be impatient
For we all will get to go there one day
And when the ticket is good and bought, you'll come without a thought

To Australia my friend, will be a long f*cking ride
Because the Joey's hop around with their big large feet
But baby I'm amazed at the land they call Australia
Kangaroos live very far away
But I... Have bought a ticket for two, we are going there to see them
And I won't forget it.