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Song Parodies -> "Facing the Triwizard Tournament"

Original Song Title:

"Only Time Will Tell"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Facing the Triwizard Tournament"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 2nd parody of a song from Asia's '82 album about The Goblet of Fire. This is about when Harry is preparing to face the tournament, because the Goblet of Fire has chosen him as an underage fourth player.
Somebody dropped my entire name
Into the Gold Goblet
But I’m not the one to be blamed
For the player’s place that I will get

I’m joining in, cause I’m chosen
I know I’m underage
Dumbledore looked frozen
When he found my name out of the cage

The tournament would normally choose
Just three players
Just for this year, it won’t refuse
A fourth player

(There’s no way in hell)
I will not lose
Or make bad news
(I won’t burn in hell)
I’ll stand and fight
Against all the other players
For the Goblet of Fire

No matter how hard all the games get,
It’d be better,
If I prepare and get all set
As a fighter

All the glory will start to rise
To me as a player
There’s no reason to compromise
About why I would be a quitter

(There’s no way in hell)
I won’t go down
Like a hobo clown
(I won’t burn in hell)
That Cedric Diggory
And I will have to try
For the Blue Cup and try not to die

I will try to make it to first place
As a winner
I will have no shame or disgrace
As a loser
(Loser, loser, loser)

(I won’t burn in hell)
I’m on my own
I will not groan
(I won’t burn in hell)
My Hogwarts victory
Will make me feel free
Even if I’m with that Diggory

(There’s no way in hell)
I will not lose
Or make bad news.....
Two down, seven more to complete the Goblet of Fire album.

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Agrimorfee - August 20, 2011 - Report this comment
This is the only other somg I know from the album. Keep it i said, though, take your time with it. Read your rough draft with the music before you publish it if you dont already.

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