Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Heat of the Goblet"

Original Song Title:

"Heat of the Moment"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Heat of the Goblet"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen! Put your hands together! This is my 1st parody of a song from Asia's '82 album about The Goblet of Fire. It is, indeed, from the view of Harry Potter. Just like we would rise for the U.S. national anthem "Star-Spangled Banner," let's all rise for the Heat of the Goblet.
This is the year when all three schools compete
All students of Hogwarts will stand and greet
The students from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang
Sprinkling some powder made from orange Tang

If some players join the games at legal age,
We won’t have to put up a fight or rage
Underage students will walk out with shame
If they ever sneak in to drop their names

Into the heat of the Goblet
For the Triwizard Tournament
The heat of the Goblet will start to rise

And now I find myself in ‘94
As a student from the House of Gryffindor
I can’t believe that I am still fourteen
Because I would have to be seventeen

To touch the heat of the Goblet
The heat of the Goblet
The heat of the Goblet will start to rise

Not joining the games makes me feel alone
At Hogwarts, there’s no place to use a phone
To get in touch with a Hogwarts player
But I hope Hogwarts will be the winner

All for the heat of the Goblet
For the Triwizard Tournament
The heat of the Goblet will start to rise

Heat of the Goblet
Heat of the Goblet
Heat of the Goblet will start to rise......
Wish me luck on the rest of the Goblet of Fire album

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   1

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

agrimorfee - August 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Kind of felt rushed there, with a lot of forced pacings (I mean, the syllables are there but it doesnt flow well, knowwhatimean?). I know there arent too many songs on that album. I hope you can cover a lot of the novel within this parameter you set yourself into,

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 929