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Song Parodies -> "Heat of the Goblet"
Original Song Title:
"Heat of the Moment"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Asia
Parody Song Title:
"Heat of the Goblet"
Parody Written by:
Scotty Dangerously
The Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen! Put your hands together! This is my 1st parody of a song from Asia's '82 album about The Goblet of Fire. It is, indeed, from the view of Harry Potter. Just like we would rise for the U.S. national anthem "Star-Spangled Banner," let's all rise for the Heat of the Goblet.
This is the year when all three schools compete
All students of Hogwarts will stand and greet
The students from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang
Sprinkling some powder made from orange Tang
If some players join the games at legal age,
We won’t have to put up a fight or rage
Underage students will walk out with shame
If they ever sneak in to drop their names
Into the heat of the Goblet
For the Triwizard Tournament
The heat of the Goblet will start to rise
And now I find myself in ‘94
As a student from the House of Gryffindor
I can’t believe that I am still fourteen
Because I would have to be seventeen
To touch the heat of the Goblet
The heat of the Goblet
The heat of the Goblet will start to rise
Not joining the games makes me feel alone
At Hogwarts, there’s no place to use a phone
To get in touch with a Hogwarts player
But I hope Hogwarts will be the winner
All for the heat of the Goblet
For the Triwizard Tournament
The heat of the Goblet will start to rise
Heat of the Goblet
Heat of the Goblet
Heat of the Goblet will start to rise......
All students of Hogwarts will stand and greet
The students from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang
Sprinkling some powder made from orange Tang
If some players join the games at legal age,
We won’t have to put up a fight or rage
Underage students will walk out with shame
If they ever sneak in to drop their names
Into the heat of the Goblet
For the Triwizard Tournament
The heat of the Goblet will start to rise
And now I find myself in ‘94
As a student from the House of Gryffindor
I can’t believe that I am still fourteen
Because I would have to be seventeen
To touch the heat of the Goblet
The heat of the Goblet
The heat of the Goblet will start to rise
Not joining the games makes me feel alone
At Hogwarts, there’s no place to use a phone
To get in touch with a Hogwarts player
But I hope Hogwarts will be the winner
All for the heat of the Goblet
For the Triwizard Tournament
The heat of the Goblet will start to rise
Heat of the Goblet
Heat of the Goblet
Heat of the Goblet will start to rise......
Wish me luck on the rest of the Goblet of Fire album
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Kind of felt rushed there, with a lot of forced pacings (I mean, the syllables are there but it doesnt flow well, knowwhatimean?). I know there arent too many songs on that album. I hope you can cover a lot of the novel within this parameter you set yourself into,
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