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Song Parodies -> "JoJo (The Pop Star Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Poison"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"JoJo (The Pop Star Song)"

The Lyrics

This song is a bash to the fans of teen pop singer and actress JoJo (aka Joanne Levesque). Some guys would have a crush on her.
She likes the fans
Her songs are cute
She looks beautiful
She looks so hot

The cool guys like her as they have a crush (on her)
The fans of JoJo are really excited to meet her
We want to have her but I would have reveal a crush (on her)
We sing about her but the songs for teen pop star JoJo

She's JoJo - how did you reveal a crush
JoJo, I don't think you really like her
JoJo...

Her roles are mean
For Aquamarine
Each her friends have
Reveal a crush on you

You hear us singing and you reveal a crush (on JoJo)
She released her album in 2004 and again in 2006
Her picture in a magazine are looking cute (so cute)
So pretty and looking-pretty songs for pop star JoJo

She's JoJo - how did you reveal a crush
JoJo, I don't think you really like her
JoJo...

She's cute, so hot
As a teen pop star

The cool guys like her as they have a crush (on her)
The fans of JoJo are really excited to meet her
We want to have her but I would have reveal a crush (on her)
We sing about her but the songs for teen pop star JoJo

She's JoJo - how did you reveal a crush
JoJo, I don't think you really like her
JoJo...

The cool guys like her as they have a crush (on her)
The fans of JoJo are really excited to meet her
We want to have her but I would have reveal a crush (on her)
We sing about her but the songs for teen pop star JoJo
yeah
I don't think you really like her

JoJo, oh no
I don't think you really like her
I don't think you really like her

She's JoJo
Please help me to have a crush
JoJo
JoJo looks more beautiful!!! I like her!!!

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