I fearlessly take to the airwaves
With a shine on my teeth and my head
Never whine, never cry, never falter
Though half the country wishes me dead
Oh, I'm the reincarnation of Reagan
And I've got Dick Nixon's heart in my chest
God lent me all of my talent
And tells me that I am the best

(You're the best, Rush)
Quite
(You're the best, Rush)
Yes
(You're so awesome)
That's right
(Not the liberal kind)
(You're so brilliant)
More of a super genius
(You're the greatest, feed us some more lines)
Mm, that's right
Very good

Democrats view me with envy
The whole nation's in awe when I speak
All Republicans I must defend here
Even the ones who are weak
For me, it's never been alarming
After all, I am such a great man
With five million hosts in this country
I'm the only one the people demand

(You're the best, Rush)
Is'nt it obvious?
(You're the best, Rush)
Yeah
(You're so brilliant)
Oh, you've noticed?
(Not the liberal kind)
(You're the best, Rush)
Hey, very true
(You're the greatest, feed us some more lines)
Mm, if you're lucky
I must go now. My prescription's run out
Move aside, you liberals, before I kick your ass

(You're the best, Rush)
Quite right
(You're the best, Rush)
(You're so brilliant)
(Not the liberal kind)
(You're the best, Rush)
(Please amuse me)
Mmm hmm
(Please amuse me)
(Please amuse me)
Possibly
(Feed us some more lines)
Good man
(Feed us some more lines)
Buy my website subscription, please
(Republican line)
You've got that right
Follow me

Another show, another number one rating
Another million dollars, another private jet
Really quite boring sometimes
I wish Air America had someone equal to my brilliance
What a guy
I'm really quite a guy