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Song Parodies -> "He'll Snack (The Bear With Honey Stashed)"

Original Song Title:

"He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask)"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"He'll Snack (The Bear With Honey Stashed)"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This is for October's Amiright Reunion: "Awwww-Lice Cooper". Not much cuter out there than Winnie the Pooh!
"Oh-oh-oh... Both-th-ther..."

This beast is hungry
Hunting honeycomb
His balloon's in flight
And hands are shoved
Into trees out in the woods
While stealin' sweetness in sight

Goop makes him rejoice
He'll invade your place
You're hearing Rabbit scream
Then Piglet squeals
His lips keep smackin', Pooh
Loves that yellow gleam

Yeah, He will snack
He's the bear who's honey smashed
Watch him down a whole bowl
He'll snack
The bear with honey stashed
Now he's trapped inside that hole

His stomach starts to growl
'Til his snout is caked
Each pot's filled with gold
Hear Tigger's groan
As Pooh strikes like a snake
Won't give them a break

Until his tummy's full
It's gone in a glance
His mouth starts to foam
Then invades your home
In a hunger trance
This brute will advance

Yeah, Watch him snack
He's the bear who's honey smashed
Doesn't add it to rolls
He'll snack
The bear with honey stashed
Dumps those pots down his face hole

"Oh-oh-oh... Both-th-ther..."
"Oh-oh-oh... Both-th-ther..."

Oh, When those bees start buzzin'
Draining hives is his plan
They'll poke his stuffin'
He's harassed by their clan
Needs that flavorous, flavorous crap

Eeyore's filled with fright
Pots he'll stock for Pooh
That addicted louse ("Oh-oh-oh... Both-th-ther...")
Chomps on stingers for his vice

Yeah, Pooh will snack
For this bear it's worse than crack
Swear that he'll sell his soul
To snack
He'll keep it in his flask
That's his number one goal

He'll snack
He'll rampage poor Owl's shack
Turns it into charcoal
He'll snack
Needs to fill up his whole rack
Caused carnage on his stroll

He'll snack
Christopher Robin is smacked
How did he get so bold?!
He's whack!
For honey he'll attack
Silly ol' bear went cold!

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Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Nice traversing of the full spectrum of AA Milne characters Matty - Pooh is indeed adorable, there should be more Pooh parodies (hope Poopmaster isn't reading this) - and the Goop that makes him rejoice surely isn't the Paltrovian Goop?? - sweetly funny (I mean honey) stuff - 555
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Pooh tweakin' on honey, the Walter White of the Hundred Acre Wood. 555
Peter Andersson - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
The insulin industry must have made 555 billions or more from kids learning to trip on honey from Winnie.
JAB - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Honey, the gateway drug to mead.
Peregrin - November 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Matty - if i said this was a honey pot of a parody, it may give you the wrong idea. so i shall clarify by saying it was sweet!

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