You must be wacko
And you´re jailbait now
It´s a summer night
Your mum´s in debt
But you re-member these words
We´ll all be doin´ alright

When you hear his voice
If you see his face
Or if he brings you cream
Pretend it´s real
And never rub his mon-key
If the monkey scream

Oh, butt-beware
If the man´s in fairy wear
Then he´s out of control
Beware
The Pan in fairy wear
He´ll be striked out, no parole

If sleeping in his room
Here on Neverland
If the door "blows" shut
He´ll hug your bones
If you can´t stay awake
That´s a bad mistake

Say the moonwalk´s dull
You will get a chance
To see "Home Alone"
To get you in mood
That is your best chance
For an audience

And, if you see his python
Get away if you can
Just scream for mummy
Or the elephant man
He´s a slithering, black and white scam

He´ll be bad tonight
He´ll be smoothin´ you
And he knows your age
So, don´t turn out the lights

Oh, end-beware
If the man´s in fairy wear
Then he´s out of control
Beware
The Pan in fairy wear
He´ll be striked out, no parole