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Song Parodies -> "Old Man"

Original Song Title:

"Angel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Old Man"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

We All Know About Old Men, As Much As Church People Do. They All Are Called Senior Citizens. This Parody Tells You About It. Requested By Ryan Bomberman.
[Verse 1]
I Am Old, Yeah, I Don't Know If I Can Live This Way,
I Am Elder, And The Walking Is Too Hard For Me To Do.
I Want To Be Young,
Let's Go Back To The Young Ages,
Don't Make It One,
I'll Keep The Older Stages,
No One, No One,
I've Broken Bones, Can't Walk That Right.

[Chorus]
Eh, Eh, Eh, I'm An Old Man,
I've Been Thinking About Life.
I'm An Old Man,
Been Feeling All Right.

[Verse 2]
Don't Know Why I'm Sitting Here, On This Wheelchair That I Ride,
Yes, It's True. My Legs Can't Move From Side To Side.
Without My Wife, I'm Nothing But A Widow,
Without My Kids, I'm Nothing But An Oboe.
What Can I Do? I'm Gonna Die When I Go.

[Chorus]
Eh, Eh, Eh, I'm An Old Man,
I've Been Thinking About Life.
I'm An Old Man,
Been Feeling All Right.

[Bridge]
Please Salute Me At War,
Please Pray For Me At Church,
Pray For Me Everywhere,
I Can't Move When I'm Hurt,
Cause I'm Sleeping In Dirt,
Please, Please, Please.

[Chorus]
Help The Old Man,
He's Too Busy Standing Here.
Help The Old Man,
Cross This Street When Cars Steer.
I'm An Old Man,
Been Feeling All Right.
Keep Thinking About Life,
Keep Thinking About Life,
Keep Thinking About Life,
Keep Thinking About Life,
Keep Thinking About Life.
Old People Are The Greatest. I Salute You, Senior Citizen.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC Television Network.

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