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Song Parodies -> "Bert (That's Not A Letter!)"

Original Song Title:

"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Bert (That's Not A Letter!)"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Bert And Ernie Are Searching For Letters. How Many Letters Did They Find? Is This A Letter, Ernie?
[Chorus]
Bert! Bert!
Bert, That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!

[Verse 1: Ernie]
Searching For Some Words In Here,
Since Sherlock Was The One Who Came Here,
This Is One Of The Letters We Find,
Well, Maybe He's Wrong, But He Just Doesn't Mind!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! Bert!
Mystery Into The Show,
Found A Duck That Was Quacking Again,
Forgive Us If We Had A Good Time,
Then He Used A Magnifying Glass To Throw Me Out There!

[Chorus]
Bert! Bert!
Bert, That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!

[Verse 2: Bert]
Looking For A Word That I'd Find Here,
Like Some Oatmeal For Breakfast That I'd See Here,
Sherlock Hemlock The Angry Wasn't Looking For Duckies,
He Was Looking For A Person That Took All Of My Lucky Stuckies!

[Chorus]
Bert! Bert!
Bert, That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!

[Bridge: Sherlock]
Letters Getting On The Loose, (Ernie, Let Me See Here)
Letters Getting On The Loose, (Letters I've Been Searching Everywhere)
Letters Getting On The Loose, (Bert, I Saw Nothing Here)
Letters Getting On The Loose, (Letters, Letters, Letters, Letters!)
Oh, There Was Not A Letter,
Oh, No Letters, Letters, Letters Right There!
We Want Some More Letters,
Whoooooooaaaah...Yah, Yah, Yah, Yah!

[Chorus]
Bert! Bert!
Bert, That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!
Bert! Bert!
Bert! That's Not A Letter!

[Outro: Bert]
Buh-Buh-Buh-Bert Is Not A Letter?
Buh-Buh-Buh-Bert Is Not A Letter?
Buh-Buh-Buh-Bert Is Not A Letter?
Buh-Buh-Buh-Bert Is Not A Letter?
How Could "Bert" Be A Letter?!
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC Television Network

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Agrimorfee - July 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Made me think of this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU9T8NKod9c
Darius Whitehead - July 27, 2018 - Report this comment
There Might Be Giants (The They Might Be Giants Band) While They Realize Bert Is Not A Letter. Sherlock Has Been Looking For Letters Everywhere And Numbers. These Kids Might Say, "How's Bert A Letter?"

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