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Song Parodies -> "Dude (Looks Like Hillary)"
Original Song Title:
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"Dude (Looks Like Hillary)"
Parody Written by:
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect
The Lyrics
This parody pokes fun at Sir Rodham Hillary. I always get a chuckle when I mention her mannish attire. I mean, pants and a suit! Come on, Hillary! Didn't your momma ever teach you how to apply makeup and put on a skirt? I guess she learned well from Gloria Steinem. So the question is: Does Hillary dress like a dude, or is that dude named Hillary?
When she cut her hair very short
Baggy eyes sagged down to the floor
She ain't no workin' housewife
Hillary look like a man or maybe a dyke
That's right!
Bill had too mucha the wine
Did he realize that Hillary's gay?
That pant suit shoulda given him a sign
Then she strapped on her big gun
'Cause she never got laid
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Some say her style is sort of neuter
She was eyeing some waitress at Hooter's
Ms. Saggy Theighs, dressed like one of the guys
She had a phony strap-on penis
Just imagine Bill's surprise!
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Ooh, what an ugly lady
Dykie likes it, likes it, like it, like that
He was first lady
Baby let me dress you down
You look like a dyke, dear
Baby let me dress you down
Hill'ry. Hill'ry, Hill'ry, what a fright!
Hillary let me dress you down
Shave your other cheek, dear
Baby let me dress you down
Moody, fruity, snooty, pant-suity
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Baggy eyes sagged down to the floor
She ain't no workin' housewife
Hillary look like a man or maybe a dyke
That's right!
Bill had too mucha the wine
Did he realize that Hillary's gay?
That pant suit shoulda given him a sign
Then she strapped on her big gun
'Cause she never got laid
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Some say her style is sort of neuter
She was eyeing some waitress at Hooter's
Ms. Saggy Theighs, dressed like one of the guys
She had a phony strap-on penis
Just imagine Bill's surprise!
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Ooh, what an ugly lady
Dykie likes it, likes it, like it, like that
He was first lady
Baby let me dress you down
You look like a dyke, dear
Baby let me dress you down
Hill'ry. Hill'ry, Hill'ry, what a fright!
Hillary let me dress you down
Shave your other cheek, dear
Baby let me dress you down
Moody, fruity, snooty, pant-suity
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
Dude look like Hillary
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Quite an improvement over many of your previous works, the pacing was about the best I've ever seen from you- but it wasn't too funny to me. 5-1-4.
Don't know the original, so can't comment on the pacing. No right-wing kook I knew ever faulted Bill for cheating on Hillary. Tiger Woods, on the other hand, what was he thinking? Or thinking with? As for the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania, that's one human failing I've never heard attributed to him. And I can see why.
Funny parody! I never knew that about Hillary being a dude and all! Maybe that explains why Bill had an affair with Monica! LOL!!
She is pretty manly after all.
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