Driving all day in a posh van
I gotta make some more money
I'm sitting here channel hopping
I got to see celebrities

But where am I gunna look
It's a number that I cannot find
I've gone past my favourite bit
I wish I could press rewind

Living inside Big Brother
Watching the pictures with the sound turned down
Living inside Big Brother
I wish they didn't have the annoying bird sound

Davina will be on later
She'll be standing at the door
They said it would be on later
I wish I could watch it more

I wish them all good luck
I hope they get out alive
The rest of the day really sucks
Even though it is really sunny
But it'll be on again at five

Living inside Big Brother
Watching the pictures with the sound turned down
Living inside Big Brother
I wish I could watch it more

On the air, on the air, ending the series
Now thats not fair
Living inside Big Brother
Watching the screen with the sound down

Living inside Big Brother
Turning down

Living inside Big Brother
Watching the pictures with the sound down
Living inside Big Brother
I wish I could watch it more

Gonna be a couch potato
Gonna be a millionaire
I'm gonna be a TV gawper
There's gonna be a love affair

Gotta get the tasks right
It's tests that I gotta pass
Get your suitcase packed honey
Going to the South of France

Living inside Big Brother
Watching the pictures with the sound down
Living inside Big Brother
I wish I could watch it more