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Song Parodies -> "Fart in the Elevator"
Original Song Title:
"Love in An Elevator"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"Fart in the Elevator"
Parody Written by:
Harry
The Lyrics
Fart in the Elevator
Fartin’ out hot dogs lotsa gas, man!
Farting like a symphony
Im ripping all the spice, I’m grossin’
Im gonna have a fart-er-ee!
But where am I gonna fart
They tell me that farts ain’t kind
I really need to fart in a little nook
I’ll fart inside this time
(chorus)
Fart in the elevator
Gassin’ it up when I’m lighting bombs
Gas in the elevator
Stinking it up till it lingers ‘round
Make gas in the elevator
Lingering stinky fart
One said “I can’t see I’m faintin’”
And they all bolted for the doors
It kinda smells like a skunk
Nobody gets out alive
I said I’ll show you how to fart
with your lunch pail, honey
And have you blast some chives
(chorus)
In the air, in the air, cuttin’ some more grime
Whoa, don’t smell fair
Fart in the elevator
Foulin’ it up when I’m gassing ‘round
Fart in the Elevator
Mow ‘em down!
(chorus)
Gonna be a poophouse pooper
Gonna make some stinky air
I’m gonna let a real fast squeaker
And have me some beans, beware!
Gonna let a time bomb go
It’s some gas that I gotta pass
I’ll skunk you all the way outta here, honey
Kiss your nose goodbye
Fartin’ out hot dogs lotsa gas, man!
Farting like a symphony
Im ripping all the spice, I’m grossin’
Im gonna have a fart-er-ee!
But where am I gonna fart
They tell me that farts ain’t kind
I really need to fart in a little nook
I’ll fart inside this time
(chorus)
Fart in the elevator
Gassin’ it up when I’m lighting bombs
Gas in the elevator
Stinking it up till it lingers ‘round
Make gas in the elevator
Lingering stinky fart
One said “I can’t see I’m faintin’”
And they all bolted for the doors
It kinda smells like a skunk
Nobody gets out alive
I said I’ll show you how to fart
with your lunch pail, honey
And have you blast some chives
(chorus)
In the air, in the air, cuttin’ some more grime
Whoa, don’t smell fair
Fart in the elevator
Foulin’ it up when I’m gassing ‘round
Fart in the Elevator
Mow ‘em down!
(chorus)
Gonna be a poophouse pooper
Gonna make some stinky air
I’m gonna let a real fast squeaker
And have me some beans, beware!
Gonna let a time bomb go
It’s some gas that I gotta pass
I’ll skunk you all the way outta here, honey
Kiss your nose goodbye
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I was all set to cry "Plagiarism!" as there was a very good "Farting In Elevators" parody on the Dr. Demento show a few years back, but this was just as good.
talk about your captive audience...this stinks...but in a good way
Don't know about that Dr. Demento one, Ag. I don't listen to the show. Thanks Ag, alvin!
LadyCC: If you don't behave, CowBoy ~ Dave, I'll give you a '"Black & White" tongiht!!
DaveC: No. . Baby . . No . . Don't ~SKUNK~ me, please Baby . . . don't ~SKUNK~ me . . . have mercy on Dave, please Baby . . .just don't ~SKUNK~ me, Baby please don't !!
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