Take it off the bun.
Take it off the bun.
Weight loss has begun.
I'm going to lose a ton.
What's a beef patty to do?
Now that breads taboo?
They say that protein is suggested
And to hold all the grain.
But now it ain't nothin'and the taste will never be the same.

Take it off the bun.
Take it off the bun.
Now tastes like cow dung.
But I'm gonna lose a ton.
Tell me now it's untrue.
There's so much less to chew.
This diet plan sucks,
It's making me go insane.
Is there any part of burger that I can still retain?

Run away, run away from the grain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the grain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Take it off the bun.
Take it off the bun.
Eating is no more fun.
But better in the long run.
What's a beef patty to do?
I ain't got a clue.
She had to cut it down easy and no bread to remain.
She said 'cause too much carbohydrates can give you chest pain.

Run away, run away from the grain yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the grain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Take it off the bun.
Take it off the bun.
Take it off the bun.
This parody is almost done.
Writing it was so much fun.
I've had a bit too much sun.
Take it off the bun.