Ooh, ooh, ooh, Bob is a bad little boy?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Bob found that gun
Bob? Bob? Bob? Now way it's Bob's
Dude, dude, dude, what have you done?

Bob's got a gun
Bob's got a gun
Why did this have to come?
Cause Bob found a water gun
What did his pappy do?
What did paps try to do?
They said Bob got an A+ in school until his pappy had made him grounded
But man, Bob's a bird and he's never ever gonna ever fly and be the same

Bob's got a gun
Bob's got a gun
When is his sentence done?
Having a gun is no fun
Bob, tell me it's not true
Now your pappy had to do
A backflip into his chair and
think and think of a punishment
They say that Bob was in prison or maybe in detention when he was caught with his water gun

Run away, run away from the school yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the school yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Bob's got a gun
Bob's got a gun
He knows addition and a sum
But how did he get the gun?
What did his pappy do?
It's Roberto's last I.O.U
Well some say Bob was rabid but we all know he's okay
Bob said he was innocent, and we all believe him cause we all know he could never ever get a gun

Run away, run away from the school yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the school yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Bob's got a gun
Bob's got a gun
Bob's got a gun
But he ain't no bum

Bob's got a gun
He never had the gun
But Bob was on the run
Because Bob had a gun
Bob's got a gun
Well, it's just a water gun
Well Fat Albert weighs a ton
Bob's got a gun (nuh uh!)