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Song Parodies -> "The Wiener Takes It All"

Original Song Title:

"The Winner Takes It All"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"The Wiener Takes It All"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

I love BBQ's
And things like Oktoberfest
With their kielbasa and bratwurst
Melting in my mouth

I'll grill up the dogs
And you'll prepare the plates
Ketchup red and bright
And mustard on the right

The wiener takes it all
No matter big or small
Freshly charred on a bun
That's how you know they're done

I was at the park
For a summer picnic
It sure would be a treat
Grilling up the meat

In the gazebo
Using of there grills
But boy I was jealous
You forgot the relish

Grill gods may gnaw on steak
And burgers don't take the cake
But scooped by the tongs
Is a frankfurter red and long

The wiener takes it all
No matter big or small
Freshly charred on a bun
That's how you know they're done

But tell me is it good
As good as Oscar Meyer
But hey without haste
Please give it a taste

Somewhere way outdoors
You smell that ballpark scent
And then you by far
There's hot dogs on the char

Grill masters will decide
Be boiled or be fried
Taste testers of the grill
Find a food that fits the bill

The grill is on again
More dogs to make my friend
A bun that big or small
The wiener takes it all

I love BBQ's
And things like Oktoberfest
With their kielbasa and bratwurst
Melting in my mouth

I can compromise
Substitutions can be made
If wieners ain't your thing
Alts. make taste buds sing
But for me

The wiener takes it all
No matter big or small
Freshly charred on a bun
That's how you know they're done

Grill the steak, take the cake
At the party, my best bro
Takes it all, big or small
And wurst's, not the worst




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Wiener Winner - July 20, 2021 - Report this comment
Good parody and in light of the mentality so many parodies are on this sight, I'm delighted that you made a tasteful one. I don't need to mention what 'wiener' means to elementary school kids and you did a wonderful job there.

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