Did I really read "covfefe"?
Oh no, not again, not another incoherent tweet
Middle of the night "covfefe"
On the bright side, he's not drunk and it's not something obscene
And I guess that nowadays
It's what being "presidential" means

But when Donald writes "covfefe"
Every person's surely not supposed to take it literally
"Constant negative press covfefe"?
Did he fall asleep while tweeting, that's why it was.. unrefined?
But it's kind of worrying
To think the POTUS... is not of sound mind

There a President who's typing shite
Why did he write "covfefe"?
It was there for everyone to read
Trump's twitter feed, "covfefe"
Though we never thought that he would lose
His sanity
There's millions who've seen the thing
All retweeting: "covfefe"

Now he's old, insane: "covfefe"
And his staffers will not let him have an iphone in his hand
Just in case there's more "covfefe"?
Or yet more inane tweets that nobody can understand
How the hell did this demented fool
Get to run the world's most powerful land?

There was someone posting crap last night
Why did he write "covfefe"
But at least it wasn't indiscreet
His stupid tweet, "covfefe"
Though we never thought that he would lose
His sanity
There's millions who've seen the thing
All retweeting: "covfefe"

There a President who's typing shite
Why did he write "covfefe"?
It was there for everyone to read
Trump's twitter feed, "covfefe"
Though we never thought that he would lose
His sanity
There's millions who've seen the thing
All retweeting: "covfefe"