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Song Parodies -> "Can't Feel My Face At All"

Original Song Title:

"The Winner Takes It All"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Can't Feel My Face At All"

Parody Written by:

JJ Lucia-wright

The Lyrics

written by my wife and myself
"The Winner Takes It All"
I can hardly talk
just been to the dentist
he wast very nice
charged me quite a price
had 2 teeth removed
with what felt like a spanner
I was in such pain
dont think ill go again

cant feel my face at all
look like ive hit a wall
and when I drink my tea
it leaks for all to see

I was in your chair
didnt want to be there
i didn’t like your tone
told me not to moan
said it wouldnt hurt
what the hell do you care
but now I look a fool
my face droops and I drool

it isnt very nice
just eating soup and rice
but though I try to chew
theres nothing I can do
cant feel my face at all
this dentist from Nepal
should really clean his teeth
breath smells like corned beef

now I need a piss
think I have some issues
Damm divvy dental nurse
making matters worse
poking me with swabs
crammed my mouth with tissues
But what can I say?
mumbles like mouth is full of tissues to sound ending in day – spit sound

he tells me open wide
he wants to look in side
cant open any more
encase I get lock jaw
hes climbed upon my chair
and I dont want him there
I thought id be ok
no cavitys today

I can hardly talk
chewing cotton wool pads
no sticker did I get
next time Ill see a vet
planning his demise
I could make him feel bad
making me so tense
causing great expense
But you see
cant feel my face at all
cant feel my face at all

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Total Votes: 2

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Jonathan - May 23, 2013 - Report this comment
I myself am having some dental work done soon and this makes me glad that my dentist is nothing like that! good job on this parody 555 to you and the mrs.!
Dave W. - June 09, 2013 - Report this comment
It sucks when you get no stickers......but cheer up, you gave us a smile

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