-> "Creflo Dollar"
Original Song Title:
"Super Trouper" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Creflo Dollar, you are in great trouble
With the heav'nly host.
Therefore, do not boast
About the Rolls-Royce you call "Ghost."
I heard that you wanted all our cash
When I saw you preach at the World Dome.
I will never add unto your stash
Of those luxuries, so I went home.
Though I would like your McMansion or your Hummer,
Higher-minded are my thoughts.
I can see your full demise when Yahweh God will have you caught.
I hate you, Creflo Dollar, for how you've departed
From the Word of God.
When you're in the sod,
Heaven won't be your abode.
Oh, Rev'rend Creflo Dollar, tell me 'bout your preachings
Of how we can be rich.
What's your one true niche?
There must be some kind of fine-print hitch.
There's over 9000--all brainwashed--
Who attend your so-called anointing;
And there's millions more who watch online
All this crap that is disappointing.
My Lord Jesus, He will put you with the goatherd
On the greatest judgement day.
If you even once desire to get out, there won't be a way.
Oh, Mr. Creflo Dollar, I hope you'll leave your evil
Ways right in the dust.
Yahweh says we must
And become among the just.
Creflo Augustus Dollar, purging your non-tithers
Ain't the way to go.
Your scare tactics blow
'Cos in God's eyes, they just won't do.
Don't make your congregation tithe
Or else not one of them might yet remain alive.
When God comes down to judge the heavens and the earth,
He will examine all your deeds and words.
Oh, not-so-rev'rend Dollar, I have heard you lying
O'er 9000 times.
We don't need no rhyme
Or cause to confiscate each dime.
Oh, Mr. Creflo Dollar, I will hereby protest
What your preachings are.
You think you're a star;
But we know you just want that car.
Oh, Mr. Creflo Dollar, Congress is a-coming
To expose your fraud;
Glory be to God!
They'll bulldoze all the things you bought.
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