Will you fall down now, Ronaldo?
There’s a mean old fullback from the other team approaching you
It’s time to dive, Ronaldo
It’s time to throw yourself upon the ground and writhe in agony
Histrionic’ly complain
About the referee and how he missed the call

Will you pluck your brow, Ronaldo?
Will you put on lipstick, rouge, and kohl before the game today?
You are such a girl, Ronaldo
Baby child with tantrums ev’ry time that you don’t get your way
And I’m not afraid to say
Your pouty posing only goes to prove you’re gay

You are always falling, falling down
Upon the ground, Ronaldo
Wave your arms and make like you’ve been shot
But you have not, Ronaldo
All your acting doesn’t fool a soul
But we all know
If you get a chance to fall again
You will, you twat, Ronaldo
Yes, if you get a chance to fall again
You will, you twat, Ronaldo

Do you wear girl’s clothes, Ronaldo?
Does your uniform include suspenders, panties, and a bra?
You dance and prance, Ronaldo
But if you don’t beat defenders then you simulate a foul
Blatant cheating is your style
And you disgrace the game each time you take the field

You are always falling, falling down
Upon the ground, Ronaldo
Wave your arms and make like you’ve been shot
But you have not, Ronaldo
All your acting doesn’t fool a soul
But we all know
If you get a chance to fall again
You will, you twat, Ronaldo

You are always falling, falling down
Upon the ground, Ronaldo
Wave your arms and make like you’ve been shot
But you have not, Ronaldo
All your acting doesn’t fool a soul
But we all know
If you get a chance to fall again
You will, you twat, Ronaldo
Yes, if you get a chance to fall again
You will, you twat, Ronaldo