Ever since I met him at the pizza hut
Working as the guy who runs the till
I hated him with passion and intensity
When the B*****d handed me the freaking bill.

Looking back I feel I was an idiot
To pay the grossly hyperflated check
But I took time to go and get know the guy
And know I think that he's a total P**k

Service is crud (Oh so crud)
The staff cant hear (They cant hear)
I think its madness
That people eat here

But in the end I ate the pizza and went home
Got a stomach disease
(It is expensive, hellishly)
Pizza Hut is hell.

In the end the guy moved up to management
Sorting out my lawsuit was his game
Getting me some compensation for the bugs
In my pizza that led me to make this claim

Hidden under layers of mozzarella
Smothered among pools of spicy sauce
Tender meat and basil give it lovely tastes
Although I feel that the meat is horse

Service is crud (Oh so crud)
Staff cant hear (They cant hear)
I think its madness
That people eat here

I guess I was dumb, because I knew how it would go
From the start

Service is crud (Oh so crud)
Staff cant hear (They cant hear)
I think its madness
That people eat here

I guess I was dumb, because I knew how it would go
From the start

I took time to eat here
Now I don't feel well.